Suing the Devil Page #3

who prefers that

you call him "Prince".

Here you are,

your dream team.

The best trial lawyers

from around the world...

are here in Sydney

for this trial.

Great.

Well, here you are sir,

your dream team.

The best, the brightest, the smartest

trial lawyers from all over the world.

And the most expensive.

Mr. Ice, Oxford, IQ 214.

He helped defeat a bill that was

trying to find a cure for cancer.

I'm not quite sure about

the cancer thing, I mean...

when people are dying of cancer they

usually think more about God, no?

Well, don't get too paranoid

there, Prince, because...

God gets his fair share

of cursing too, huh?

They curse God!

Well, that's a very smart answer.

Okay, I like you!

Miss Black, Yale law.

The youngest and best

litigator in New York.

67 wins, 0 losses.

She helped defeat

the electric car in court.

Her clients, big oil.

What would you say if I gave you

100 million dollars

and asked in return

for your soul?

100 million for my soul?

What's the catch?

Thank you.

Good answer!

- I like this team.

- Pleasure to meet you, Prince.

Mr. Think Tank, Harvard law.

- Think Tank.

- How do you do, sir?

Helped defeat the

passenger bill of rights.

His clients are

all the major airlines.

Airlines?

Oh, I hate airlines.

Well, what I do love, though,

I love to see people in those

huge long lines, don't you?

Waiting for security,

taking their stupid shoes off.

I love to see that!

And they added baggage fees.

That was my initiative.

Really? I love greed.

- Welcome to the team.

- Thank you, sir.

Good.

Ah, Ms. Shy.

Sydney University.

Don't let the name fool you.

She is a shark in court.

I hear you're not happy

with your remuneration.

I only work for top dollar.

Well, as you should.

And what is top dollar to you?

10 million, cash out.

Oh...

You sure she's Ms. Shy?

Sith, please!

Don't you want to be involved

in taking down Satan?

Putting that way, no I don't.

No one else is

helping me out on this.

Besides, I mean, think of

all the publicity!

You'll be in every newspaper.

You'll have so many

clients from this,

you wont even know

where to begin.

Seriously, I really, really need

your help on this one, please.

Luke, what if that guy really is Satan,

have you thought about that?

Mr. Innocent. You're going

to love him. Columbia law.

Represents all the casinos

in Vegas.

Vegas!

Put it there, my friend.

That is my hometown.

All those gamblers, those idiots,

what nitwits they are.

I love it when the dealer

has 16 and turns over a 5!

All those idiot faces!

I love it!

They look so disappointed!

I helped defeat a stupid lawsuit against

the casinos for second hand smoke.

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