Still Waiting... Page #3

Doesn't the quarter end tonight?

Yeah.

Come on, Dan.

We used to make our numbers all the time

before you guys opened

that titty bar next door.

Titty bar makes numbers, babe.

They do what it takes to win.

Now, if you don't want to play it tough,

We'll just give that district

to the manager next door.

He's a hot shot.

This is not my office.

How'd you get in here?

That tickle? Are you

going to press charges?

Wait. Come back.

Oh, Allison.

What's up?

What a gorgeous day to start.

You look amazing.

Come. Walk with me.

How long has it been

since we worked together?

Like, two years?

Oh, my God. A lot's changed in those years.

Hey, ladies.

Hey, don't be jealous.

Seriously, it's so unattractive.

You're going to love working here.

The tips are great.

- Hey, Cal.

- Hey, beautiful.

And your boss is a push-over.

We're like one big, happy family.

You know, I'm the father,

and you're my daughters.

Well, you know, step-daughters.

- Whoa. Things really have changed.

- Yeah.

- Cal.

- Yo.

Can I get you to approve

this schedule change for me?

- Autograph?

- Oh, you're the best.

You got it, sweetie.

Hey, gorgeous!

Josh, you just got to come to a show.

You won't believe it.

I'm starting to dance, which is tricky

because of the height thing.

But because of the balance,

I'm not tipping anymore.

I'm just boom, standing tall.

Hey, old man, did you f***

that lady last night?

You know, the one with

the freckles on her chest?

I bet you did, huh?

Did you fishhook her?

Did you give her the four-finger spread?

Did you spit...

Let me smell your moustache.

Did you get it in there?

Did you spit on it?

What happened?

Don't worry about it.

You know what? I'm actually thinking

about getting out of this racket.

Start concentrating

on the band full-time.

Oh, the band.

Well, you'd better

get cracking there, Old Man River.

I'm actually getting a lot of paying gigs.

The MySpace getting tons of hits.

Got, like, 500 friends.

This guy dropped a virus on there

so when you click, you hear my music.

- A virus?

- Hello.

What about all the poon

you've nailed here?

I mean, who's going

to f*** all the cougars?

Life's not just about nailing poon, bro.

Uh, Dr. F*ggot,

your cock seems to be parked

in another man's a**hole.

Why are you such a dick?

Don't ask.

So what have you

and your little boyfriends

been up to lately?

Dad, I told you.

We're not gay,

We're just a couple

of open-minded guys.

My son, the rope-sucker.

Yeah.

You know,

I blame the failure

of our marriage on you.

Sweet.

When I knocked your mom up,

I told her I'd do the honorable thing

and pay for the abortion.

And she was like,

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