Still Waiting...
So how are things going with you?
Well, everything was going great
until they opened
that Ta-Ta's next door.
They've been taking
a lot of my business,
some of my best girls.
But the district manager
got paralyzed from bad shellfish.
Guess who's next in line.
I think I'm getting a little bored.
Guess who stopped by yesterday.
Who?
Mrs. Silverman and her son.
Tom. Hey, how is Tom?
Oh, good, good.
He was with his beautiful pregnant wife.
Is that so?
You don't really have
Nope. Sure don't.
You don't even have a bastard child
with an ugly woman out of wedlock.
Mom, he's paralyzed.
That means I'm next. Okay?
That means I'm district manager.
Things around here
are going to change.
Just like they were going to change
when you became restaurant manager.
Good-bye.
Look, honey,
I care about you way too much
to let you work there,
so I'm going to have
to put my foot down.
Cool. You do that.
Allison, listen, I don't want you
to be groped inappropriately,
except by me.
Come on.
It's a gateway job.
Yeah.
What the f***?
You'll be working a stripper pole
within a year!
You're going to be a young mother
with lots of dollars in your pooswah!
What's up, stranger?
Oh, my God! Hi.
Hi, honey. Baby doll.
Oh, my gosh.
So today's the big day, huh?
Yeah. I finally took the plunge.
Well, do you want the grand tour?
- Yes, please.
- Okay.
I've never worked
in a place like this before.
You'll be fine.
- You know. Come on.
- Okay.
Hey, Josh.
- Josh.
- Hey. Uh...
Man, you look like unshaven sh*t.
Thank you, Amber. Thanks.
You're making a big deal
out of nothing.
It's not nothing. I'm haunted.
Every night, I have
the same Weeds dream.
Everything starts off great,
and then I get set, like,
four tables all at once.
Hey, there, folks.
- I'll have a Pepsi.
- Okay, Pepsi.
She'll have a sweet tea.
Is that all right?
How about no?
- Hot tea.
- Okay, hot tea.
We're catching a movie,
so we need you to rush
our order, okay?
Excuse me!
Uh, just one second. Yes?
What's your fish of the day?
We don't have a fish of the day.
- Did I say decaf?
- Yeah.
We haven't looked at the menu yet.
If I get the salad bar with my steak...
What is that, German?
I need a steak well-done!
The printer ran out of ink.
Whatever.
There's a problem in the kitchen.
All the orders were deleted, okay?
Oh, my God.
Are you kidding me?
I want the salad bar.
Then I end up naked in front
of the entire restaurant.
You're a vagina.
You've just been working too hard.
Whatever.
Hey.
Miguel,
that's more than 3 ounces
of cheese, my friend.
Less queso.
More listen-o.
Okay, Allison. All right.
First thing we need to do
is get you an outfit.
Okay?
Uh, sizes are small, extra small,
Oh, uh, extra small?
Then you probably want
because management likes
your ass to hang out a little.
And by a little, I mean a lot.
Cute.
Oh, no jewelry.
Sorry.
Yeah, management says
it makes you look trashy.
But...
But they have approved nipple rings.
I don't know if that helps.
Uh, you get 50 percent off food,
except for desserts.
Just, um, saddle up.
Cool.
- Here? I'm... now?
- Yeah.
If you have any questions
about anything,
to squeeze in anything...
You'll be right there.
...tuck anything in
or pull anything out.
Yeah, I... I think I'm good.
I think I'm good.
Okay.
Okay, Miguel,
if you're going to step up
and work under me on Friday night,
- you got to keep your cool, okay?
- Yes, ese.
Friday's the hardest part
of the job during the rush
because we also have
to do all the toasting.
And all the f***ing
French onion soups,
which, as you can imagine,
is pretty time-consuming.
Now, we get it all, okay?
So when the sh*t hits the fan,
and it's going to hit the fan, Miguel,
or something. All right?
A lot of people can't hack this.
S, s. I know, ese.
And you better have
Okay?
If I start screwing with you, just...
joking around or something like that,
or if you mess up and I call you on it,
don't run off and p*ssy out
and start whining.
You got to have a pretty thick skin
if you want to work with me.
Seriously.
Sour cream Sanchez!
Ol!
See, all over his...
Ahh, he makes me laugh.
Hey, Natasha.
You're looking sexier
than a bag of tits.
Thanks, Agnew. So are you.
or can you see other people?
Who?
No, I can...
I can see whoever I want.
Speaking of, what time
you getting off tonight?
Actually, I'm getting off right now.
I'm not working tonight.
Man, that sucks.
Because wouldn't it be great
if we were getting off simultaneously.
Don't worry.
You'll get off soon enough.
Okay, we get it.
You two want to f*** each other.
Natasha,
go be a whore elsewhere, okay?
Agnew...
go plot your next date rape in the kitchen,
or your station's going
to be empty all night.
- Hello, Naomi.
- Hello, F*** Boy.
Hey. You got everything you need?
Good one. All right.
Hey, Hank. Heard you had
a little b-day shindig.
- How it was?
- It was all right.
Just a few peeps over
at the apartment complex.
Uh, any hot chickens there?
Or was it a pud party?
There was a few cuties.
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