Still Waiting... Page #2
That was nice.
Oh, really? Uh, oh.
Well, sorry I couldn't make it.
I couldn't, uh, be invited.
Uh, listen, Hank,
would you mind
pushing top shelf tonight?
And, uh, go easy on the elbow.
I got a bunch of half-naked chicks next door.
They are hawking hot wings
and camel toes.
Hey, come here, little lady.
Where you going?
- Give me a twirl.
- Yeah.
Very nice.
Seriously, if I were still in my bi phase,
I would eat your ass like a sandwich.
What?
Gotcha.
I'm still in that bi phase.
Raddimus,
have you met Allison yet?
Oh, how can I forget that?
No, I don't think we've met.
I'm Raddimus. Hi.
So it's her first day, and I got to jet.
Could you show her
around the kitchen for me?
Oh, love to.
- Thank you.
- Love to. Yeah.
Show 'em what you got.
- Okay.
- Okay, baby.
Okay. The grill's over there,
the freezer's over there,
and the pick-up area is right there.
Great. Cool.
Got that. Anything else I should know?
No, not really.
Oh, yeah.
There is one thing.
Did Hailey tell you about
this little game we play around here?
No.
Oh. Okay.
Let's play.
I don't know.
We'll do a little stretching first.
Jesus.
Come on, baby.
Call me crazy, I might be.
One time I f***ed a tiger
with my right knee.
Suck a cow's tits.
Suck a cow's tits.
You can't suck her dick
'cause a cow is a chick.
What's up, Nick?
What's up, T-doggie doggie dawg?
My name is Theo.
Quit acting like that.
Come on, nigga.
You always be my T-dawg, right?
You know, white kids acting black,
that's so pass.
Sh*t was pass when we did it.
Let it go.
B*tch.
The next position is called the clitar.
You take your panties...
Now, are you left-handed
or right-handed?
Right. Right-handed.
Right on.
So then you go... all right, baby?
Then you just start jamming
like Stevie Ray Vaughan.
Raddimus!
Nobody's going to play
All right? Give it up.
Hey, Dan, uh,
corporate didn't mention you were com...
Uh, come on in, man.
I was just, uh, going over
some figures here.
Perfect. That's what I
came to talk to you about.
Seems we haven't gotten
your numbers in a few weeks.
Everything on track?
My numbers? They're good.
They're excellent.
Hoo, that is a relief
because you know corporate.
- They're all about the numbers.
- Yeah, man.
Especially with that district manager job
up for grabs.
Well, it's a good thing
my numbers are so good, then.
Yeah, let's just have a look.
No, they're not finalized yet.
I don't want to steal
my own thunder, man.
Let's just have a little
peek at the thunder, huh?
It's no...
I'm going to make my numbers
this weekend, Dan.
Come on, man. I've got 9 Gs to go.
Yeah. That's great.
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