Stealing Harvard Page #5
Are you going to rob a bank?
No, baby. I'm Johnny Cash. Hello.
But I'll look at the house
on the way home. Okay?
Soon as I'm done robbing that bank.
Have a good time.
- Okay. Ready?
- Yeah. Let's go.
Sorry.
All right.
- Here we go.
- Let's go. Let's go, let's go.
- Under the fence.
- Wait.
Go. Go. Go.
What are you doing? It's open.
John. See those dead bushes?
I planted those.
- That's the window there.
- Who should go first?
- I'm not going in.
- What?
Someone has to watch in case
he comes home.
- You said he would be out.
- He will be.
- Then why do we need a lookout?
- We don't. Just go in.
- You go in.
- I don't need money. Why risk it?
- What risk?
- There is no risk.
Just go!
- Crap! John.
- Hello?
John!
Good luck, buddy.
Well, well. What have we here?
- Are you gonna call the police?
- No.
What are you gonna do?
My wife died several years ago,
and it's...
It's really nice
to have someone around.
- Now what?
- Now we're going to spoon.
Spoon?
You remember when we went
to Nova Scotia that spring...
...and we had those sand dabs
at that restaurant on the bay?
- Yes.
- Weren't they tasty?
Yes.
I don't think we've ever had sand dabs
that tasty again.
- Remember the boat ride over?
- Yes.
We drove.
Oh, yeah.
Happy times. Turn.
The petting zoo...
All right. Now we do the photo shoot.
Oh, my God.
It won't do you any good
to tell anyone.
community. No one will believe you.
A mint?
I'm not gay.
I miss her very much...
...and I haven't been able
to properly grieve and let go.
- Do you understand?
- Yeah.
Catch you around here again,
I'll kill you!
That was enough. I had to tell Elaine
And no matter how unpleasant
that would be...
...it couldn't hold a candle
to the fetish I just endured.
Hi.
Hi.
I'm gonna go take a shower.
Wait. Don't you think you should tell
me what happened at that house?
What?
You said you were gonna
look at that house.
That house.
Yeah, I looked at it.
- It was great. Great.
- Oh, God.
I am so glad you liked it.
Because I did something bad.
I can't even believe I did this,
but I put in an offer.
- What do you mean?
- I know. It seems so impulsive.
But I just love the house so much,
and you do too, so...
- What about the $30,000?
- It's gone!
All of it. In escrow. And we find out
tomorrow if they accept the offer.
Isn't it exciting? Everything is
working out exactly like we planned.
Aren't you thrilled?
- Yeah.
- You don't look thrilled.
I'm in happy shock.
Duff! You left me there.
You said he wasn't home
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