Staten Island Summer Page #3
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- 2015
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Are you not listening?
It's like a milestone
in their lives.
It's like the moon landing.
But instead of a pole
going into the ground,
it's our d*cks going into them.
Ow!
God, man. Whoa!
Harvard.
The party is officially on.
Whew!
Danny's favorite chicken.
Okay.
Not only do we have access
to all four parks
plus Typhoon Lagoon,
so bring your suit,
but... Drum roll, please.
We got Fastpasses.
Nice.
Remember when you
used to stand up
and recite the entire
Jungle Cruise?
'Cause you had
the whole ride memorized.
And you, you'd put your arm inside
your shirt like the hippo bit it off.
Yeah.
I was terrified one time.
I'm really excited.
It just kind of sucks
that I'm not gonna be here for
my last weekend with Frank.
Mmm.
Well, you know, I mean, Frank...
You two are gonna keep in touch.
Mmm-hmm.
You're gonna make
new friends at Harvard.
You know. And who knows? Maybe
cute ladies. Oh!
Maybe not her, but...
It's just that you and Frank...
Honey, you're just on different paths.
You know?
And again, we love Frank.
Yeah, love him to death.
Hey.
Sorry that took so long.
I got distracted on my phone.
I was playing a new game.
Oh, yeah? What's that, Frank?
Oh!
It's like Whac-A-Mole, but
And you just,
like, whack the penis
back into the glory hole,
so it doesn't...
Doesn't, you know...
I understand.
How's the Disney planning going?
Oh, my God. Dude, do you
remember that one time
where you did
because you looked
like a f***ing moron?
All right, you, I'm gonna go shut
that door and open a window.
Maybe knock down a wall.
I just hear the cat kind of
screaming a little bit.
Guys, you gotta check this out.
Look at all these
beautiful women that.
Danny's gonna be
going to college with.
Oh, what is that?
Dog and Elephant Quarterly?
Why do you even have that?
Because I found it.
Look at this girl.
She's a butter everything.
She'd be hot
"but her everything".
Hey, Frank, serious question.
Have you ever seen yourself,
like, in a mirror?
Because actually,
on a Frank scale,
that girl's, like,
a hundred Franks.
And on the Mary Ellen scale,
she's about half a Mary Ellen.
That's a compliment,
what you've just said.
Mine actually was
not a compliment to you.
What's the brochure like
for your parents' basement?
This isn't about me.
This is about Danny
banging someone decent
before he goes off
to Monsters University.
What I don't understand is, why
you need a party to get laid.
Why don't you just go out
and just bang something?
Yeah, you say that because
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