Staten Island Summer Page #2
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the Asians eventually.
Oh, my God.
When you join the Navy,
their collective IQ is gonna
drop, like, 25 points.
Like, you're going
to sink our ships.
Hey, look.
If you're in love with me,
just say you're in love with me.
Yeah. You know.
Is that how you say
it in sign language?
Is it that?
No, that's "F*** you."
Oh! That's "F*** you."
Hey, scram, kids.
Beat it. It's adult swim
in the bathroom.
I'm the king of the castle.
Home sweet home.
My own executive bathroom.
Dude. Ow. Truce?
Sorry, man. Truce.
Wow.
You guys have
really matured this summer.
Rachel and Rebecca Rabinowitz.
Half Asian, half Jewish.
They were identical,
Rachel was the hot one.
Oh! Rachel.
Rebecca.
- How are you guys?
- Good.
So, hey. Are you guys going to
Ooh. Staff party.
Uh, Danny's not,
'cause he's going to Orlando
to get his vagina enlarged,
but I will be there.
Oh! That's cute they invite
the baby pool lifeguards.
Oh, it's cute that you exist.
Why can't there just be
two of you, Rachel?
Why can't there be zero Franks?
I do everything here, okay?
I'm not a baby pool lifeguard.
I'm a lifeguard who happens to
be at the baby pool right now.
Well, it's been great hanging out
with you guys. See you later.
Bye, Danny. Not bye, Frank.
Bye, Rachel. I love you.
Please die in a fire, Rebecca.
Chuck, you in here?
Chuck. Chuck.
Yo. Chuck.
Not now, Victor.
Go away, buddy.
Yeah. Okay, yeah. But you know,
there's a hornets' nest
by the handball court.
This thing is insane, man. It's
Talk to me about it in,
like, 20 minutes. Not now!
Just... Victor, just take care of the nest.
Get out of here.
God. Get your face out of here.
Chuck, all right,
I'm on it, man.
Are you still there?
Yeah, I'm on it. Okay.
Thank you for the opportunity.
Am I the only one
Look at that horse.
That one's brown as hell.
Oh, Danny.
Why can't you just man up for
once in your life, okay?
This is the last
weekend of summer.
I am being a man.
The only reason why I'm going is
because it means a lot to my parents.
Okay, well, the staff
party is this Saturday.
And you know what? Danny,
it means a lot to me.
I have been laying track
with Rachel all summer.
And she's finally into me,
and I think I'm gonna S the D.
Suck the dick?
What? No. Seal the deal.
Why don't you just say that?
Because it's a shorter way...
It doesn't matter. Okay?
The staff party is the culmination
of the entire summer.
And you know what happens
at prom, Danny?
Girls S the D.
Seal the deal. Suck the dick.
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