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I'll call you tomorrow.
- Are you gonna be all right?
- Mm-hmm.
- You gonna be all right?
- Yup.
Yeah, you gonna be all right.
I'll see you tomorrow.
F***! These f***in' things.
- Am I supposed to f***in' jump it?
- Are you f***in' retarded?
There's a hinge, man.
F*** you, man.
Hey, uh... why don't you...
why don't you call up somebody
for a sympathy f***?
No, I'm good, dude.
All right.
I'm telling you, Evan,
your mom just died.
You're only gonna get
to use that one once.
I love you, brother!
- Love you, dude.
- I love you.
Mm, condom?
Okay.
Handsome picture.
I look like a hobo with smallpox.
You know I'm only here
because I feel sorry for you,
but this is a very nice picture,
Evan Russell.
Thank you.
- You're sitting on the condom.
- Mm, why do you have this?
Are you f***ing whores in TJ?
What? How did you even get to that?
My dad, he made me get one
'cause we were gonna go to Italy
after I got back from college,
but you know what happened.
How do you feel about me?
I just got sober all of a sudden.
I can't do this, I'm sorry.
Get out of town, Evan.
Right now?
Yeah. My brother's a fuckup, too,
and he took a break
and he went to India,
and he totally re-centered.
I just worked my way up
to sous chef, though.
You didn't go to Berkeley
to chop vegetables.
You sound like an elitist a**hole.
Mm, I'm just not sober
enough for this conversation.
Then let's have sex.
Mr. Russell?
Dispatch, I've got no one at the house.
F***.
Hi, can I get a flight somewhere?
Anywhere.
I'm sorry, I'm really hungover.
Where would you go?
I don't know, like, uh...
Canada or Europe or something?
White people love Italy?
Gotcha.
Book me on the next flight.
Or, when is the next flight?
Actually, hold on a second.
Should I go to Italy?
What?
What, a wizard?
You're a wizard, Harry.
You're a wizard.
So I says to Mabel,
I says, you can't f***ing put
the guy on the fence like that
'cause it's f***ing getting
in the way of my apple trees.
- Excuse me.
- Sorry, mate. Yes, bruv, what?
Do you guys know where I can
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a bundle
of them down there, actually, pal.
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
- Where are you from?
- California.
Oh, California. What, Hollywood!
- Join us for a drink, pal.
- Yeah, come on, man.
Come on. Sit down. Have a drink with us.
Go off and get him a drink, go on.
I'm Tom. That's me pal, Sam.
Sam's Welsh and he fucks sheep,
but don't worry, he's all right.
You know, he won't come near your bum.
- I'm not Welsh.
- Listen, mate,
- you are gonna f***ing love it here.
- Thanks.
All you do is eat,
f***ing drink, smoke weed.
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