South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut Page #6

Synopsis: In this feature film based on the hit animated series, the third graders of South Park sneak into an R-rated film by ultra-vulgar Canadian television personalities Terrance (Matt Stone) and Phillip (Trey Parker), and emerge with expanded vocabularies that leave their parents and teachers scandalized. When outraged Americans try to censor the film, the controversy becomes a call to war with Canada, and Terrance and Phillip end up on death row -- with only the kids left to save them.
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1999
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Terrance and Phillip laugh merrily.

PHILLIP:

Oh, you f***ing ball whore!

The boys don't laugh, they just smile widely, they seem busy

taking it all in.

CARTMAN:

Wow... Ball whore...

TERRANCE:

Listen, you donkey raping sh*t eater-

KYLE:

(To himself)

Donkey raping sh*t eater.

IKE:

Doky maping she deeder!!!

TERRANCE:

You'd f*** your uncle!

PHILLIP:

YOU'D f*** your uncle!

TERRANCE:

(Singing)

Shut your f***ing face,

Unclefucka!!

You're an asslicking, Ball sucking

Unclefucka!!

You're an Unclefucka, yes it's true

Nobody fucks Uncles quite like you-

PHILLIP:

SHUT YOUR F***ING FACE!!

UNCLEFUCKA!!!

YOU'RE the one that f***ed your

Uncle, UNCLEFUCKA!!!

You don't eat, or sleep or mow the

lawn

You just f*** your Uncle all day

long!

TERRANCE & PHILLIP

Shut your f***ing face, Unclefucka!

You butt licking bastard

Unclefucka!

TERRANCE:

You're an Unclefucka I must say!

PHILLIP:

You f***ed YOUR Uncle yesterday!

TERRANCE & PHILLIP

Unclefucka! That's YOUUUUUUU!!!!!

The song ends and the boys erupt into applause.

EXT. MOVIE THEATRE - DAY

The boys walk out of the theatre with glazed eyes and wide

smiles.

KYLE:

Dude, that movie was f***ing sweet!

CARTMAN:

You bet your f***ing ass it was!

STAN:

F***, dude, I wanna be just like Terrance

and Phillip!

TICKET GUY:

Hey wait a minute... Where's your

guardian?

STAN:

Huh?

TICKET GUY:

I knew it! You PAID a homeless guy to get

you in, didn't you!

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Trey Parker

Randolph Severn "Trey" Parker III (born October 19, 1969) is an American actor, animator, writer, director, producer, singer, and songwriter. He is best known for being the co-creator of South Park (1997–present) along with his creative partner Matt Stone, as well as co-writing and co-directing the Tony Award-winning musical The Book of Mormon (2011). Parker was interested in film and music as a child, and attended the University of Colorado, Boulder following high school, where he met Stone. The two collaborated on various short films, and starred in a feature-length musical, titled Cannibal! The Musical (1993). more…

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