South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut Page #7

The boys think a second.

CARTMAN:

Suck my balls.

KYLE:

Yeah,

(Singing)

Shut your f***ing face,

Unclefucka!!

The boys walk away, merrily. The ticket guy is in shock.

TICKET GUY:

Oh oh, I'm in trouble.

BOYS:

(Singing, fading off)

You're an asslicking, ball sucking

Unclefucka!!

EXT. STARK'S POND - DAY

All the children of South Park are gathered at the pond for

ice skating.

The scene is reminiscent of the skating scene from the

Charlie Brown Christmas special.

Delicate snowflakes fall, children laugh and skate, and

joyous music plays.

The boys walk up to the pond.

CLYDE:

Hey, where have you guys been all day?

STAN:

Oh, nowhere... We just went out to go see

the TERRANCE AND PHILLIP MOVIE!

All the kids gasp! Dramatic MUSIC STING.

BEBE:

You saw it?!

CLYDE:

How'd you get in?!

Suddenly, all the kids are gathered around the boys. They're

like celebrities.

CARTMAN:

Hey! Stop crowding us you shitfaced

cockmasters!

All the kids stop, wide eyed. As if they've just hear the

voice of God.

KIDS:

Wowwww...

STAN:

Yeah, you're all a bunch of ass ramming

unclefuckers.

KIDS:

Ooooohhh!!!

CLYDE:

(To another kid)

We HAVE to see this movie, dude.

The other kids nod.

CARTMAN:

Hey Stan, tell 'em about when Terrance

called Phillip a testicle shitting rectal

wart! Stan? Stan?

But Stan is elsewhere, because out on the ice, skating

gracefully, is little eight year old WENDY TESTABURGER.

The heavens part, a CHOIR OF ANGELS sing, as Wendy skates

around and around, performing a series of impossible Triple

Lutzes, Sowcows and what-have-you-not's.

All the animals of the forest -- deer, birds, bunnies -- all

stop to admire her.

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