Soupe Aux Choux, La Page #3

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...at least 3 to 4 meters wide...it...

...was round like cow's cheese...

...it was beautiful...like a female's tit...

It was right here...

What are you looking for?

What did you find?... Want a teeny-weeny spade?

Merde! It was here, I'll never forget, it was here!

Here, here,here!

My little Cicisse, you drink too much!

Go to hell!

First you see saucers...

and you end up seeing rats all over your bedspread!

Go to hell, I'm telling you, I didn't have a drop more than usual!

That's it! I'm going back to bed!

I won't spend the night galloping after Martians!

Merde!

And don't forget you owe me 3 liters!

Last night...

...around 1 a.m....

...I felt a pressing need...

and I...

I stepped outside...

and I saw...

...a flying saucer!

Excuse me...

I'm Mrs. Poulangeard's brother...

I'm asking you not to believe one word of her flying saucer story...

She's crazy inside out!

Is that so?

Thank you!

Well...we're going to take down your statement...

Hi, buddy...

He's in, the Chief?

One minute, he's busy.

It won't be too long?

I'm taking down your statement...

Last night...aroud 1 a.m....

...I felt a pressing need...

Is that so?

And...and you saw a flying saucer...

Well, yes...

Last night, at 1 a.m., a resident of Les Gourdiflots, Mrs. Amelie Poulangeard...

...who felt a pressing need...stepped out of her home...

and saw a flying saucer...

Oh, good, she's crazy to the bone!

Precisely!...

If a simpleton sees a flying saucer...

it is quite evident that, a few meters away...

a certified drunk... will be sure to see one too...

...of those saucers!...

Well...go on, you're dismissed...Mr. Chrasse!

Ah, nom de Dieu!

Ah, nom di Diou, for sure...

Well then, old man, they say you've seen a flying saucer...?

Of course I saw it!

Sure, I saw it...

Oh yes!

Did it have stripes or dots?

It...it was polished...

Oh sure! Too polished to be honest...! (French saying)

It was smooth...like a Champagne bucket...

Oh...just get off my back!

It's for you, my Francine, a beautiful geranium...

Well, apart from that, no news...

...What could be new?

When things aren't OK, you've got to cope...

Aah...a Martian dropped in...

No, not a drop...I did drink...I didn't drink at all, I swear!

Ever since you passed away, I haven't had a single "canon" (glass of wine)...

and for the "pern...",well...I'll...OK...good....

OK, listen... see you one of these mornings and have fun!

...have fun!

Can't you think about anything else?

No!

It's eating you, eh?

Sure it's eating me!

I look like an a**hole all over Jaligny!

You always looked like one!

Could be, but now they have reasons...

Shall I tell them that I saw the saucer too...

so that we'll both look like morons!

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