Soupe Aux Choux, La Page #4

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Oh, you're a good guy, but it's a waste of time...

Come on, have a "canon"!

All right, then I'll hang myself!

You're not going to hang yourself!

My Lulu, better death than dishonor...

You have no right to terminate yourself, Francis!

It's the first time you use my first name...

You have family, neighbors, friends...

I am all of those all by myself!

Ah, you think only of yourself!

I'm going through hell and you don't give a damn!

What you want is for me to be your buffoon, your slave,

so you can make fun of my hump, because I saw a saucer...

Come on, let's have a "canon"!

I'm not thirsty!

I want to be left alone!

Le Bomb!

Le Bomb!

What are you up to?

Le Bomb!

You could answer when I call...

It's to make you worry...

you thought I was black as a lump of coal, hanging from a rope...

You ought to be slapped, you phony...

You'd hit me, wouldn't you...?!

Don't you worry...

You would beat me up, like the gendarmes did...

They beat you up, the gendarmes?

Like a punching-ball...

You know they beat up everybody, the gendarmes...

I...I didn't know...

Oh yes...they get bonuses for that.

Yes, my Glaude, they didn't hesitate to hit a handicapped man...

I'm going to tell the Mayor...

Don't do that!

I forgive them...

they know not what they do.

You! You're making a fool of me!

Well, I'm going to prepare... your little bowtie!

Go ahead, hang yourself, it's ready...

You can swing all you want, deadmeat, it's strong!

You go hang yourself!

I don't march to anybody's whistle...

I'll hang myself whenever I please!

Aaah...Thank you, my little Guillaume!

Come on in for a drink!

I never offer any to your colleagues, their ass is always on fire!

I saw you on your pottie!

Let's have a pot, but not from the same one!

That shouldn't take long!

They say that Le Bomb has seen a saucer...

He's batty...Everybody's making fun of him!

Not surprising!

Now he wants to hang himself!

That's not too good...

Sometimes... they really do it!

Have you finished spying on me, ass-skinned face!

Soon you'll be following me to the toilet, if it goes on!

I don't give a damn about you, I came to see your vegetables!

Well, they're downstairs!

You see, on mine there are slugs...slugs this big!

Eat them, that's what you can do!

Oh, Le Glaude! Help me, I'm dead!

Help me, El Glaude! Oh, nom de Dieu!

I'm coming!

Let me die!

What's happening to you, Le Bomb?

I...I destroyed myself... but the rope snapped!

I broke my kidneys...like crystal!

I'm going to die, Le Glaude!

Ow, my ass hurts!

Oh my God, my ass hurts!

What's the matter?

I can't breathe!

You know...I could've killed myself!

Call the fire brigade!

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