Soupe Aux Choux, La Page #2

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...just listen to this!...just listen to this!

It's me and Le Bomb!|

You've heard us fart from up there?

But what did you think...that we were calling you?

Really?

Well, if you can't fart under the stars anymore without a Martian falling on your head...

...they'll be arriving by the wagonfuls!

Sacr nom di Diou!

You've given me a terrible thirst with all your antics!

Well, old Denre, we're in France...bottoms up!...hop!

Come on!

You don't like wine?...Your loss!

Now excuse me, pal... if it's only when we burp or fart...

that you understand us, we won't be chatting much!

First of all, Le Bomb and I only fart outside...

...we have manners...

We've been to restaurants!

But wait a minute!...you're not thirsty...

You're dying of hunger and you're ashamed to ask! Let's go!

Look! This is cabbage soup!

The real thing!

Made with my own cabbage...

...a spring variety: the "hasty bacalan"!

My lad, let's dig in!

Now we wait a little, till it soaks up the broth...

Never a dull moment with you, La Denre!

When I fart, you land on us from God knows where...

and when I smoke, you crash on the floor!

Come on!

My cabbage soup, laddie, perfumes your innards...

...makes you feel good along every inch of your guts...

It sticks to the body...

...it even does nice things to the head!

Shall I tell you? It makes you a better person!

OK, buddy, you're all set for the road! Let's go!

Ah...you want to take some away?

That's very easy, come along!

See... with this you can go for miles without losing a drop!

Cabbage soup!

Cabbage soup, my laddie!

I'll step out with you...

Let's go...

So that's it, my old Denre...

Bon voyage!

Shake hands!

Shake hands...

That's it...like this...like this...

And come back soon, La Denre, you're a good guy!

El Glaude! There's a flying saucer in your field!

El Glaude! There's a flying saucer in your field!

Don't scream like that!

I'm telling you...there's a saucer...There! In your field!

What's with your saucer? First, what saucer?

Flying...a flying saucer!

You've never heard of flying saucers?

But they don't exist, flying saucers!

How much do you bet...1 liter?

Three!

Three! You said three liters! Bet's on!

Three liters!

I had to pee...

It was warm, so I said to myself: go pee outside...

...it'll be a change from the potty...

I step out and I see a saucer...

there, in your field!

I couldn't pee anymore and I ran to warn you.

Where is it, your saucer?

So, show it to me...

It's gone...

You had a nightmare...it happens...

What did you eat for supper yesterday?

Pig's foot...

Nothing heavier on the stomach!

So...your flying saucer...pig's foot!

It was...it was white as chrome...

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