Soodhu Kavvum Page #3

because I lost mine?

You had a job

when I lost mine, no?

Now what do

we fall back on?

How do we manage rent, food,

cigarette, drinks and all that?

On top of it,

now a new refugee

Boss, don't call me a refugee

You and your ego!

Not capable of getting

the next plate of food

Mistakes... problems very much... do you

at least understand why I messed up?

'I don't know why

you mess up, dear'

Is the problem with me then?

Think and tell me

'I thought real hard

but zilch... no problem'

Think about it carefully, Shalu

It's our life matter, understood?

'I thought over it

threadbare, sweet heart'

'I don't know'

Hmph... you're a waste figure

'True, I'm a waste figure'

He's not giving us

balance change, dude

'I don't have change, man'

Who said there's no change?

I will rip him-

Sit... sit down

Wait, he gave me

nuts as change

If anyone says 'change'

once more, I'll kill him

Stop obsessing over it

and feeling bad about it

Last week, a girl

called me 'uncle'

As if I felt bad?!

Whacko!!

Oh my God!

'Honey, we are dead now'

'Let's leave right now'

'Aiyo!'

Did you get my beer

bottle to hit with?

Don't think

you are a hero!

You dare touch our friend?

What's all this sound?

Your guy is ruining

our peace here

Just shut up and drink

You have the gall to come to our area

and play judge, we'll rip you to pieces!

(General commotion)

"You've been... oh my dear boozer

(st)ripped off your trouser!"

"Pulled into a vortex pointless

Hey buddy... you're pant-less!"

What, boss? You don't announce

your arrival with sirens anymore?

Wait for me

Over here

Look here!

Get in... quickly

Sir, thanks a lot

In all fairness

I should be thanking you

If we don't even do this

for each other, then what, sir?

It's 9:
50 p.m, they'll close down

the liquor shops, let's zip-zap-zoom!

Boss, I've been wanting to ask you

something for a real long time

Is this your own house?

That's a really tough question

There are a lot of legal problems

Sir, no problem

Don't strain yourself

What, sir?

You run a business?

For a while

I was smuggling

Scent, shoes, laptops

- 'Baby...!'

- Shut up

It got really boring

There was no

job satisfaction

'Baby! Don't trust them... problem'

If you keep working for money

boredom hits you, no?

Do you get

what I'm saying?

'Honey! Don't blabber

to these new guys!'

I told you to shut up

Didn't you hear me?

Do you want me

to spank you?

A woman should

know her place!

Sir? Whom are you talking to?

'You're a total waste piece, man'

I'll murder you

Don't say another word!

'You'll never learn even

if you burn your hands!'

'Go to hell'

Female trouble

Sir, who are you talking to?

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