Soodhu Kavvum Page #4

Sorry, you guys

don't know her, no?

We have no clue

She's a girl called Shalu

Only I can see her

She's like my girl-friend

She's the only one

I can bare my soul to!

'My fate! I got stuck with

a crazy man like this'

No fears, man

Shalu is a very decent girl

Look at that drawing

She's Shalu

She's really hot, boss

This is a mental disorder, sir

I think you should

consult a doctor

'I'll smash your face

black and blue!'

Wait... cool

Calm down, babe

'Who wants your

random advice?'

'Get out of here, da'

You asked me to

consult a doctor, no?

That's why

she got a little angry

She's slightly

hyper-emotional

'My fate to listen

to these idiots!'

I've already done all that

He gave me tablets

and I took them

But my life was

boring without Shalu

I stopped the medicine

I 'liking it' basically

How did you get

this disease?

What should I do

to get it, boss?!

Shut up!

Sir, we're leaving

I'm late for work

Sir told me

you lost your job?

Leave it, da

He's one of us

You're all 3 in 'no-job'

position right now, no?

'Wretched wasted

mouth-to-feed!'

Are you looking

for some other work?

No, sir... I'm trying

for another job

What about you both?

As if we are that old, sir

Why work already?

Are you also free

and jobless now, sir?

If I tell you what I do,

you'll think I'm insane

No way!

Of course we won't

I'll tell you anyway

I don't know why, but I feel

like sharing it with you guys

My job is...

...what you might

call 'kidnapping'

In Tamil, we call it

'aal kadaththal' (abducting)

All this is your kidnapping

victims list, sir?

No... no, this is my study

of how not to kidnap!

What I've done will not

feature in the newspaper

Only if you've messed it up

will it become headlines

Sir, we're late now

We have to leave

Thanks for the drinks

- Come... come, da

- 'Go... go, good riddance!'

- Are you scared?

- No... not at all

Come, da

Hey! I paid for your drinks?

Now I'll pay, you must eat

If you call this 'idly', even

'chutney' won't believe it, da

Shall I ask for the bill?

Okay, sir

We're done

You sit in the car

I'll pay the bill and join you

Do you know how long it's been

since I sat in the driver's seat?!

Where did that man go?

Shall we just take

the car and leave?

Shut up

Let me go!

Silence!

Don't scream

Let me go!!

Start the car

Sir... sir, what are you doing?

Let me go, da

Police are after us

Start the car, da!

Police... awwww!

Start... go... go... go

- What the heck is happening?

- What do we do now?

I don't know

Pull along the kerb here

Let's run for our life

'Rascal! My guy has breathlessly

carried her with great difficulty'

'And you're ruining it!'

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