Soodhu Kavvum Page #2

When you go to work,

please take me with you

I haven't ever seen

a 5 star hotel in my life

Do you know

a Jaguar car?

You know it's always

chauffer driven

Because there's always a driver,

we'll never get the joy to park it

But then, one day...!

That single day in my life...!!

'A white color Jaguar car

zoomed in looking right at me'

'Most importantly

it was owner-driven'

'He gave me the car key

I couldn't believe my luck'

'I opened the door

in slow motion'

'I sat inside leisurely'

'Haiiiyo...!

Awesome'

'I caressed the steering wheel

gently and started the car'

'Wow...!'

'Was it a car

I was driving?'

'I was driving

the Almighty Himself!'

'Slowly, I weaved my way

and turned... beautifully'

'Car's engine wasn't running

It was floating in mid-air!'

'I slowly parked it gently'

'That's when Mr Saturn turned

his malefic effect on me!'

And he said, "when will you ever

get this chance again, start the car"

What did you do boss?

I drove... a soooper round

A round?

You can't really

call it a round

I went 100 meters

past the hotel gate

- Don't... sir

- You thieving scoundrel!

- Police caught me

- Did you lose your job?

You're being

such a dumbass

Ssss... sorry!

In my family, no generation

has even washed a car

I don't mind losing 100 jobs

for creating this family history!

I like your spirit, boss

Naturally, someone who has built

a temple for actress Nayanthara...

...will be on my wavelength!

Hi, dude

What, da?

You've come home early

It's 7:
00 p.m now

How is that early?

He usually comes

only after 11:
00 p.m

I'm asking you, no?

You're looking dull

What is it, man?

What happened?

What happened, bro?

Tell me what's upset you

You know what will

happen if I file a case?

Do you know how long

you'll spend in jail?

You're well educated

Forget behaving professionally

Can't you be a civilized human?

You barbarian!

Who on earth gave you

admission in a college?

You study in some junk college

and buy yourself a degree

Then land up in a corporate

set up and give us grief!

Do you know what

work culture is?

Have you never

befriended a girl before?

Is this how

you'll compel a girl?

Why are you ruining

our company's name?

You senseless bum!

Which nitwit appointed you

as the manager?

Baldie, don't give me

that blank look!

Whaaat?!

Lost your job?

Why did you

hit my friend?

Why did you hit him?

Whatever it is,

let us talk it over

Stop this right now

So now we go sell

ourselves for money?

That's your wish

Don't think I'll hesitate to hit you

because this is a public place

Be calm, boss

Why are you

provoking him, da?

It wasn't a big deal

when he lost his job

Why is he over reacting

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