Son in Law Page #4

- Whoa, l'm sorry, little lady.

- Great costume.

- Thanks.

Yeah, yeah, l got it, l got it.

You're a hick washer woman.

[ Laughs ]

Excuse me.

[ lndistinct Chatter ]

[ Basket Bangs ]

Sorry, Becca.

Uh, just sorta happened.

Want a beer ?

Oh, no, thanks.

- Get up. Get up !

- [ Girl ] Uh-oh.

- What ? What ?

- Oh, man.

- Oh, it's her--

- lt's like a little horsey thing.

- [ Carol ] Rebecca, l--

- Forget this.

Sorry about that.

[ Babbling ]

Hey, Bec-ca.

- What's up ?

- l'm leaving.

[ Spanish Accent ] Do you know

of a better party than this ?

No, l'm leaving school.

l'm, l'm going home.

- Uhhhhh, nope !

- What are you doing, Crawl ?

- l'm saving you from a major mistake.

- Crawl, just leave me alone.

Gimme five minutes, all right ?

And if you don't like what l got to say,

then you can make your call.

Just five minutes.

- ?? [ Rap ]

- Right in here.

- Oh, l don't want to go in there.

- [ Lowers Volume ]

Hey, hey, everybody out.

The party is o-ver.

Man, we were just

havin' fun, you know ?

- See ya tomorrow, huh ?

- Clip our wings, why don't ya ?

Yeah, okay, get out.

Goldilocks naked, two doors down.

Bye.

Let me guess.

You miss your mom, dad,

boyfriend... dog.

Basically everything you can think of

back at home, right ?

[ Laughs ]

How do you know that ?

Here. Look at this.

[ Laughs ]

That's you ?

- No.

- Freshman year.

Oh, my God.

You were such a nerd.

- l mean-- l'm sorry.

- That's Fred.

-What happened ?

-Sit down. l'll tell you a little story.

Becca, l tossed the spectacles.

Grew the do, guzzled some brew.

This is college, man.

l mean, look at it. This is supposed

to be the best years of our lives.

- How many years have you been here ?

- Six.

But, hey, it's cool.

l've majored in almost everything.

[ Laughs ]

Okay, um, l don't know...

what l wanna be yet,

but right now l'm havin' fun.

Crawl, l really appreciate

what you're doing,

but, l just--

l don't fit in here.

How do you know ? You're not even

here now. You're still back there.

Why'd you come here

in the first place, Bec ?

- To try something new, right ?

- Yeah.

Well, how can you try anything new

if you haven't even left campus yet ?

Busted.

l know. You're right.

You gotta mingle with the people.

Come on, Bec.

What have you got to lose ?

So the thing is is people here

and the people where you're from--

[ Barking ]

[ Crawl ]

Hey, he's just mingling.

Stop right now. l'll take your picture.

l have to take a picture.

[ French Accent ] You are a fresh

little girl. You will be my kitty.

Hey, come in here.

Come on. lt's okay.

Come on. Now l know this place.

First things first. Wardrobe.

Now you've got your weasel wear.

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