Son in Law Page #5

Crawl, l want her hair.

[ Both Laughing ]

[ Rebecca Groaning ]

[ Whooping ]

l beat you !

- [ Laughing ] Tattoos.

- Kravitz.

- What's up ?

- Come on.

Come on, bud-dy.

[ Needle Buzzing ]

- Ow !

- Oh !

- Does it hurt ?

- lt's better...

than a kick in the face

with a golf shoe.

So, Crawl, what do you think ?

lt's permanent.

- Crawl, l'm mingling.

- lt's up to you.

- [ Man ] Ow-ow. Hey.

- Okay.

So what l want

is something feminine.

He's standing right next to me.

You see that, huh ?

You see what happens ? The ink soaks...

in the system and the guy's freaked out.

Look at him ! What are you, you freak ?

- That's a good point.

- So ?

You pick it, l stick it.

? ln a perfect world ?

- ? lt would never end like this ??

- Hey, that is enough.

- Oh, l'm sorry.

- God !

You didn't like it ?

So what about yours ?

What's your family like ?

Sadie's a pit boss in Vegas.

She's on her fourth marriage.

- Fourth ? My God.

- To Frank.

Frank sells plastic catheters, bedpans,

stuff to hospitals.

You'll probably see some of his work

wash up here onshore from time to time.

- Really, you will.

- [ Rebecca Laughs ]

Wow ! She is fantastic !

- Let me see her.

- Hey, hey, hey. Oh, oh ! Touch me !

Touch me. Hey, over here !

Somethin' just came up !

She's a hottie.

That's the kind of girl

l'm gonna marry, Rebecca. l promise.

-Oh, you could do much better than that.

-Better than that ?

Well, l never seen

no one better than her.

- Oh, my God.

- No one likes me like her ever.

Look at that guy.

What happened to him ?

- Steroids.

- His cones are bigger than mine.

Becca... Travis.

What ? l'm just looking.

[ Announcer ] Hollywood's got her

set up for the body slam and, oh !

That's gotta hurt, boys.

Lightning comes back with

a shoulder hook for the escape.

Whoo ! Get her for big daddy now.

Come on, for big daddy, big daddy.

[ lndistinct Yelling ]

Yeah !

[ Laughing ]

- Those are my kind of girls !

- Let's just go. Let's just--

Fake cones,

Lee Press-Ons, hair extensions.

That's the girl l'm gonna marry.

[ Announcer ] Let's hear some noise

for Hollywood and Lightning,

with Hollywood taking that one

in three falls, gentlemen.

- Three falls. Hollywood and Lightning.

- Here. Resident advisor.

[ Announcer ] All right, sports fans,

are you ready to rumble ?

We've got a challenge match

this evening.

- And in the far corner,

the resident advisor !

- Crawl.

- Let's hear it for Crawl !

- That's me ! Oh!

That's me ! That's me !

And his worthy opponent,

the queen of the ring,

a ton of fun,

the brawlin' bunny, Thumper !

Aha ! Yeah !

- l hope the resident advisor

hasn't been ditching P.E.

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