Son in Law Page #3

stay out of my room.

Oh, and give your roommate

a big kiss for me.

- ln the shower.

- Get in the car, Zack.

Let's just get the rules

straight here.

There will be absolutely no partying

in this hall between the hours...

of 5:
00 and 6:00 in the morning

without my expressed written permission.

Okay, cool. Carry on.

l'm a carnivore

and l smell freshman meat, uh !

[ Moaning, Laughing ]

Pappy.

[ Crawl ]

Undiscovered country.

Moving in for the close-up.

Show me love !

And... cut.

You have got charisma !

-What is that ?

-lt's a special quality of leadership...

that captures the popular imagination

and inspires allegiance and devotion.

l mean the thing in your hand.

lt's a tool. lt's for your trunk.

Oh. Thanks.

My name is Crawl and

l'm the R.A. And you're, uh--

- Uh.

- W-W-Wait. Don't tell me. Sally ?

Jessie ? Raphael ?

- Rebecca.

- Oh, Bec-ca. [ Laughs ] l like it.

- So where ya from ?

- Uh, South Dakota.

Fresh off the farm.

Oh, my God, l can't believe it.

Right across the hallway. Hallelujah.

- So you're inbred.

- Excuse me ?

You know, where your mom's your dad

and your dad's your brother.

No, l am not inbred.

Hmm. Prime USDA choice teriya-ki.

l have to go to orientation.

Well, if you need anything, l'll be--

Ooh, hey, charisma.

lt's a special quality of leadership

that captures popular imagination...

and inspires allegiance.

[ Telephone Ringing ]

Damn it, Tracy.

- l said l'd be right there.

- Travis ?

- Rebecca, hi.

- Hi.

Hey, l was just closin' up.

So, how's life in the big city ?

[ Laughs ]

Everything's fine.

l miss you.

Oh, same here. Hey,

it'll be Thanksgiving soon.

- Oh, can't wait.

- Yeah, me either.

So how's everything else goin' ?

Oh, l don't know.

lt's really weird.

- Well, that's California for ya.

- Yeah, l guess.

- l tried to tell ya.

- l know.

[ P.A. System ]

Because of the success of last year's

''Let the Grunions Live'' March,

we're announcing the formation

of the ''Save the Veal'' Committee.

Now you gotta make Mommy and Daddy

proud, right ? They sent you here.

Hmm. Blondie, what's up ?

- Shut up, dick !

- Ow !

- Geez !

- [ P.A. System ] They need our help.

The organizing committee...

will be meeting tonight

at the student union at 7:30.

Tofu scallopini will be served.

- What's up, dick ?

- Aah-aah-aah !

?? [ Heavy Metal ]

'Cause we're gonna have to get

the beer for the beer bong.

- Oh, you frisky little thing.

- Meow !

- [ Grunts ]

- Great costume !

? Do you know where you wanna go ?

? l ain't got time for you now ?

- ? Do ya think that there'll ever be ?

- [ Girl ] Ooh, gross !

? 'Cause all l ever wanted so far ?

Yuck ! No.

- ?? [ Music Continues ]

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