Snavely Page #3

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just the house wine.

You should offer your guests a choice.

Another wiseguy wants

to take over this hotel!

Well I assure you, we are

not in the hotel business.

Then let me run the place.

We?

- I'm down here with two colleagues.

- Two of them?

- What?

- Two? Two?

- Yes, two of them, one of me,

that makes three of us.

- Where are they?

- They're staying at another hotel.

- Of course.

I do hope that everything is

to your satisfaction, Mr Foley?

How's the cottage cheese?

- I haven't had a chance to taste it yet.

Smells good.

I'm sure you'll be as delighted with

your dinner as our other guests.

- Snavely!

- Coming, sir.

Why am I being charged for beef stews,

a cheese omelette and a diet plate?

This hotel is a rip off.

- Shut up.

Bit of cheese caught in his throat.

Just stay calm, sir,

we'll have that out in a jiffy.

The Heimlich method,

it never fails to chokers.

I insist that our whole staff master it.

Don't let it disturb your dinner,

Mr Foley, just finish your coffee.

There now, mr. Bishop, not choking

on that nasty cheese anymore, are we?

Mr. Bishop is suing us.

Well just keep him in his room,

away from Mr. Foley.

You quite sure Mr. Foley

is the hotel inspector?

- No question about it.

- What are you looking for?

- Key to the fire alarm box.

- The what?

- I'm running a staff fire drill.

- What staff fire drill?

Well, you saw how impressed Mr.

Foley was with the way I handled.

that emergency with Bishop.

- I certainly did.

Well now I'm going to show

him how concerned we are

with the safety of our guests.

Where the devil is that key?

- You locked it in the safe.

Gladys, only an idiot would

lock a fire alarm key in a safe.

Right, dear.

- We are not sleeping in here.

- No. You are.

Well, for once, we're full,

and Mr. Bishop is still in our room.

I'll call Roger later and see if he has

something for me at the Siesta Lodge.

I know what Roger has

for you at the Siesta Lodge.

We're both sleeping here.

You set off the burglar alarm.

What was that?

Oh, the burglar alarm, Mr. Foley, just

running a check on our security systems.

Your valuables are snafe

here at Savely manor!

Hello, police department? Roy?

Well of course I know

the burglar alarm went off.

Just testing, want to see

if you boys are on your toes.

Well, call the car back!

Oh, by the way, Mr. Foley, we are having

a staff fire drill in just a few minutes.

- Wonderful...

- Snavely! Snavely!

I heard the burglar alarm.

- It was just a test, chief.

- Apprehend any suspects?

It was just a... with...

Why don't you go back to your room, chief.

- Aye. I'll get my service revolver.

- Fine. Lock yourself in and clean it.

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