Snavely Page #4

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Where is that key?

- What do you want?

- Not a damn thing from you!

- Where's Mrs. Snavely?

- Right here, Mr. Bishop.

In the name of heaven,

do something, my head is killing me.

I'll fix you an ice pack.

Try not to turn up any

more casualties while I'm gone.

- Mr. Snavely! Mr. Snavely!

- What? Yes?

Pedro got confused, and he thought

the burglar alarm was the fire alarm,

he chased everbody out of the

dining room out the back door!

- Voil, bandito, bandito.

- Bandito, where, where?

No!

Here, here.

Fire, fire. Savvy?

Fire, fire!

- Wonderful, get back in the kitchen.

- Kitchen!

Connie, go upstairs and get ready to

lead the guests through the fire escape.

- I'd rather not.

- Why not?

Because the last time I went up there,

the chief tried to give me a sobriety test.

- Connie, this is an emergency!

- Yes sir.

Out of my way! Out of my way!

Freeze! You're under arrest!

- There's nobody to arrest, chief.

- They got away again, huh?

- There's no burglary, chief.

Ignore him folks,

he's perfectly harmless.

Alright, folks, the staff fire drill

will start in a moment,

when you hear the alarm.

So just...

What are you all standing around for?

- Well, what do you want us to do?

- I don't care what you do!

I don't know why we go

through all this trouble anyway.

We should just let you all burn.

Alright folks, so that was the alarm.

Now clear the lobby, go to your rooms,

and the staff will be up there in a

minute to teach you how to escape.

- Fire, fire!

- No, no, there's no fire,

it's just a drill. Get back in the

kitchen, that's your station.

Now just be calm, clear the lobby, go to...

- Fire! Fire!

There is no fire, will you

just get back in there.

Stay calm. Go to your...

Why are you all...

There's no fire, you have to stay calm.

There's no f...

Fire! Fire!

Run for your lives!

Henry! Henry, what's going on?

There's a fire, and it's...

So sorry! Mr Foley!

Nothing like this has

ever happened before!

You won't put this

in your report, will you?

- What are you talking about?

- Look, there'll be...

There'll be no charge for your room.

You don't have to give us

a recommended rating. You don't

have to give us any rating at all.

Just forget all about Snavely manor!

- What?

It's not just a business

Mr. Foley, this is my life!

Oh for heaven's sake, the

international hotel guide

doesn't have to know you

stayed here, do they?

- The what?

- The international hot...

You're not a hotel inspector?

No I'm not a hotel inspector,

I wish to god I were!

Well forget all I said about no charge!

You'll pay like everybody else,

you bloodsucker!

The fire is out.

What happened to Pedro?

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