Snavely Page #2

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No, wait a minute. Are the

vegetables in the stew fresh?

- Of course.

- They're not frozen, are they?

Because if they are frozen,

they're not fresh, are they?

Well, I can assure you they were

perfectly fresh when they were frozen.

Never mind the stew,

just bring me a cheese omelette.

Excellent choice, much better,

I'll get the chef right on it.

I have to make a phone call.

I'll be back in a minute.

Certainly, just use the phone in our...

your room, there'll be no charge.

You can take the window

table if you like Mr Foley.

- Thank you.

- Pedro.

I'll have the diet plate.

The diet plate.

Who are you?

My name is Foley,

I checked in this afternoon.

- What are you doing here?

- I'm going to have dinner.

Not at this table you're not.

It's taken.

Mrs Snavely put me here.

Well I'm Mr Snavely, and I run this

hotel. You'll have to sit over there.

Don't look chagrined sir, it's our

best table, away from the highway.

What do you want?

Why are you standing there?

Food! Food!

- What did you order?

- The diet plate.

Can't he speak English?

Albanian refugee. Might as well

give your order to the cat.

Bon appetite.

Don't put anybody else at the window

table, that's where I put Mr Bishop.

Oh I'm sorry, am I interrupting

you and Roger again?

Well it's okay, just as long as

you stay out of my dining room.

Just let me run my hotel.

- He sells hardware.

- What?

Mr Bishop. He sells hardware.

I listened in on his phone conversation.

- You listened in?

- Yes.

You listened in to a private

conversation of one of our guests?

That's right Henry.

The little rat, I'll kill him for this!

Pretending to be a hotel inspector!

It was your mistake!

Oh, Mr Bishop, we missed you!

Did you have a pleasant phone call?

Your phone receiver was greasy.

I had to wipe it off.

Henry!

He's still a guest.

I understand you're in the hardware game?

Yes.

Beats hell out of being

a hotel inspector, doesn't it?

I wouldn't know.

I didn't order this!

- I'm sorry, but you did!

I changed my order.

What's wrong with you people?

- You want to run this place?

- What?

Connie, Mr Bishop is taking over

the hotel. I'm having his beef stew.

It's not my beef stew!

Henry?

What's going on?

I'm just making Mr Bishop

more comfortable, dear.

Is everything alright Mr Bishop?

They've served me the wrong order.

I ordered a cheese omelette.

I'll straighten that out.

Troublemaker!

I didn't order this either.

Another problem, Mr Bishop? My, we

just can't seem to please you, can we?

I believe that's my diet plate.

If you were seated at the right table

it would have been served to you.

May I see the wine list?

We don't have a wine list,

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