Smiley Face Page #3

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a special occasion,

but the government weed

will fetch a fair price

on the open market.

A very fair price.

Maybe just enough

to bail me out of

this jam.

bNumber three :

Go to my audition./b

Whoa.

That was intense.

Getting on?

l've never ridden

a bus in

L.A. before.

This is

gonna be fun.

Yeah, you're in

for a real treat.

Hey l You squashed

Bobby's car.

He spent

weeks putting

that together.

Hey, right on.

Look what

you've done.

l saw her.

She just

fell right over.

She didn't even

try to stay up.

Hey! One

thirty-five!

Okay.

Hold on.

Get up.

l'm trying.

There's something

wrong with her.

There's nothing

wrong with

me, lady.

What was it

doing on the

floor anyway?

lt wasn't

on the floor,

f***ing pothead.

You knocked

it out of

his hands.

l saw it.

l'm sorry.

That's not gonna

bring his

car back.

l think she's

on drugs.

He built

that for

his grandfather,

in the hospital.

Hey, lady!

One thirty five!

l'm getting it!

Hey!

Hey!

That was a close one.

''Come on, Frank.

''You know

l love surprises.

That's a fact.

l'm always willing

to make exceptions. ''

What a piece of sh*t.

''Come on, Frank.

''You know

l love surprises.

That's a fact.

l 'm always willing

to make exceptions?''

'' l 'm always willing

to make exceptions!''

'' l 'm always willing

to make exceptions!

'' l'm always willing

to make exceptions! !''

Four. Hit the

cash machine.

Wha--? l had over

a thousand dollars

in this account!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, no!

Take your furniture

or something like that.

No! Not my bed !

Not my Sleep

Number bed !

Hey

You forgot

to sign in.

''Come on, Frank.

You know l

love surprises. ''

Have a seat.

Hi.

Do you have

any gum?

Uhm,

l, uh,

wait.

Holy sh*t!

Where'd this

come from?

Do you

want some?

No, thank you !

No, no, no.

Seriously. l

could really use

the cash.

No, l don't.

No, l don't want any.

No. l don't want it.

l 'm really

stoned. Sorry.

Janel Janel

Yeah !

Yes, here!

Are you ready?

You betcha!

Hello.

Hi ! l 'm Jane.

lt's nice to

meet you.

l, um, heard

a lot about you.

Excuse me?

Nothing.

Whee!

Are you alright?

l'm fantastic!

How are you?

l'm fine.

Great!

Hang on a second.

What?

Huh?

Did you just

say something?

Who, me?

Yes.

l'm sorry.

l didn't realize

l had spoken.

Are you ready?

l sure am.

Are you ready?

l sure am.

Okay.

''Come on, Frank!

You know

l love surprises!''

l'm gonna stop

you right there.

l want you

to do it again,

but this time,

pull it

way back.

Okay. Sure.

Sure. You got it.

''Come on, Frank. You

know l love surprises. ''

What are

you doing?

l'm pulling it back.

Not that much.

Can't you find

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