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What are you

talking about?

Just because

weed isn't taxed

doesn't mean

it exists in

some sort of,

you know, laissez

faire paradigm

or whatever.

Did you just

use ''paradigm''

in a sentence?

Yeah, man.

l mean,

what you do

is great and all,

God bless you

for it, but it sounds

like plain old market

capitalism to me.

lt's Reaganomics.

Trust me.

What about it

is Reaganomics? The

black market isn't taxed.

Listen, Jane,

you're f***ing stoned

and l happen to be

very knowledgeable

about this.

Whoopee! You

own a U V lamp. Let's

start the revolution !

What the f*** do

you know about

economics anyway?

Well. . . l majored

in economics

in college

and graduated

f***ing Summa.

l think l know

a thing or two

about it.

l thought you

were an actress.

Economics didn't

really work out.

This is

where l 'll be.

Meet me there with

the money at

three o'clock.

Yeah.

Okay.

What is this?

l 've never even

heard of half of

these movies.

Oh.

Actually, my

roommate's hosting this

science fiction

nerd convention

this weekend

with his buddies

flying in from

Toledo and--

Hey!

Three o'clock!

Meet me in Venice

with the money

at three.

Do not make me send

my associates

over here

to collect

the hard way.

You mean,

like kill me?

No, Jesus.

Of course not.

So you'll probably

just break my

arms, then?

Break your arms?

Janey, what

the f***?

l 'm a dude

who sells weed,

l 'm not Tony

f***ing Soprano.

Well, what then?

l don't know.

Take your furniture,

or something.

Hmm.

So, Jane,

what's the deal

with your roommate?

Steve?

What about him?

He gives me

the creeps.

l think he might

be one of those

skull f***ers.

Know what

l 'm saying?

l bet that dude

fucks skulls,

with candles

and sh*t.

Oh my God !

You're right!

He's a f***ing freak.

So, listen.

lt would be a shame

if you didn't pay

me back today,

and in addition

to taking

your furniture,

l had to tell

your roommate

how you spent

the cash for

the power bill.

Hello?

Jane?

Hey!

ls this--?

Who is this?

lt's Kyle.

Oh, hey, baby,

what's up?

You asked me

to call you

to remind

you to go

to that audition?

Are you stoned?

Stoned?

blt's f***ing 10:45

in the morning./b

Know what, Jane?

This isn't really

working out.

l-l don't understand.

You're speaking

in riddles.

Kyle, you need to

listen very carefully

to what l 'm saying

and stop trying to

confuse the issue.

What? Wait, Kyle!

l can't hear you !

Kyle! Hold on !

l just have to--

Shut up!

Oh, sh*t.

Kyle? You still there?

Now what am

l gonna do?

l can't.

l daren't.

l really shouldn't.

The government weed.

l was saving the

government weed for

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