Smiley Page #4

Are you hitting on me?

What? No.

I wanted

to know about--

[ both laugh ]

You're joking.

Oh, no. No, that--

[ both laugh ]

ah, yeah.

Nothing gets past you,

ms. Brooks.

Ah, you know what?

All the assignments

on the website.

All right. Okay.

Okay. Thanks.

Do yourself a favor,

though, okay?

You don't have

to do all your homework

in one night.

Just relax, okay?

It's college.

Have a good time, okay?

[ laughs ]

[ door opens, closes ]

Oh, what's up,

party monster?

Everything is

still spinning.

Is that normal?

I don't know

what got into you.

[ sighs ] oh, god.

Did I do something crazy?

Uh, well, if belting out

taylor swift lyrics

At the top

of your lungs in front

Of a bunch

of 4chan nerds

is crazy, then yes.

Oh, my god.

That's so embarrassing.

No, don't worry, okay?

No one's even

gonna remember that,

Because there's

a new video.

What?

Are those juicy

booty shorts?

Oh, my god,

his forehead.

That is from last night.

What's that guy's name again?

I don't know.

Is that a mole

on your face,

Or is that a herpes?

I don't know.

They put something

Right there on my face.

I don't know.

What--what's it say?

[ ashley screams ]

Oh, my god.

There's no way, right?

No way it's real?

Or no way it's fake?

I don't know.

Can't you call somebody?

None of us even know

each other's real names,

But he hasn't

been online, so...

What do

other people think?

About half and half.

Well, did anyone

call the police?

And say what?

That there's

some internet video

Of some guy

getting killed?

Yes. If this is real,

Oh, my god,

this is so sick.

"hi. Police?

"yeah, there's

an internet video

of some guy getting killed.

"oh, no, sorry.

"I don't know his name,

"but, um, he plays pranks

on the internet,

"and there's

this urban legend that says

"if you type

'I did it for the lulz'

"3 times in a chat,

this guy smiley

Appears behind

the other person and..."

Okay.

So it has

to be fake.

Duh.

How would smiley

know where you are?

Right?

Right. Yep.

I mean, they're all

just waiting to see

who falls for it.

We're way too smart

for that.

Yeah, stupid trolls.

Heh. Oh, god,

I'm so glad you came home.

That was kind of

freaking me out.

Hey, you know,

I know how we could

find out for real.

What?

Try to do it?

No way.

That's so spooky.

No, it's not.

Okay, we just do it.

Nothing happens,

and then we know

it's fake.

Because that way,

We'll know it's fake

for sure, huh?

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

What are they

called again?

Lulz, l-u-l-z,

Like lols, like lolcats,

but lulz.

[ laughs ]

Mm. Ah, no.

Waah.

Mm...

Maybe.

Don't want to waste it.

Keep going. Keep going.

Mm.

Oh, he's kind of cute.

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