Smiley Page #3

What was that?

What, you've never

seen that?

"I did it for the lulz."

That's smiley.

Who?

It's not real,

though, right?

Well, nobody knows

if it's real.

It's on the internet.

It's like

bloody mary, okay?

It's an urban legend.

You type "I did it

for the lulz" three times

Across from someone

you're chatting with,

And then smiley

creeps into frame,

And he kills them!

Heh heh.

"I did it

for the" what?

Lulz! Laughs.

I did it just--

I did it just because.

It's like--

Do you know

when you do something

just because you can

Or you're bored

or whatever?

Anyway, don't worry.

That video's totally fake.

Really?

Yeah. Yeah.

'cause that's so freaky.

Raah!

[ screams ]

[ laughs ]

You got me.

Yeah, I did.

I did it

for the lulz.

[ laughter ]

[ music playing ]

you can see it

from a mile away

you can see it

from a mile away

you can see it

from a mile away

you can see it

from a mile away

[ birds chirping ]

[ groans ]

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god. Oh, my god.

This class is

an introduction

to reason and ethics.

Well, good morning.

How are you?

Come on in, please.

Have a seat.

Make yourself

comfortable.

I'm gonna stay here.

Great.

As you guys know,

That this class

is a requirement.

Now, aside

from my brilliance

and my charisma

And the, uh,

school's obvious

huge budget...

Do you have a pencil?

And some of the

technical equipment...

Thanks.

Why do you think

this class is--

You smell better

than I do.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

What--what is your name?

Mark.

Mark.

Okay, mark,

could you please tell me

Why do you think

this class is

a requirement?

Um, because we

have to take it?

[ laughter ]

Okay, all right,

all right.

Hold on a second.

Don't laugh at mark.

All right, now what

is going on here?

Now, why can't,

"because we have

to take it,"

Be the reason

that this class is

a requirement? Why?

Yes, my sweet latecomer.

Because they're just

different ways of saying

the same thing.

Exactly.

They are what

we will learn to call

Equivalent statements.

Neither supports

nor follows the other.

Now, as you guys

get more comfortable

With the keys

of logic and reason,

You're gonna find

that they'll open up

just about any box.

Open your books

to page, uh, 29.

29. No, that's just--

That's just

a picture of me.

Professor clayton.

Oh, girl who was late.

I'm so sorry.

Ashley brooks.

I promise

I will never--

No, just kidding.

Half the people in this class

Are gonna drop out

once they realize

That reading is involved.

Oh, well,

I was wondering

Whether I could get

all the semester's

assignments early?

Why? You leaving town?

No.

I just like to be

really prepared.

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