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Zane, yeah.
[ laughs ]
Who's your
smoking friend?
Hey. I'm ashley.
Ashley. Nice.
Uh, I'm used
to living alone,
or else I'd suggest
A three's company
kind of thing.
There's plenty
of room,
Especially
in my bedroom.
[ laughs ] yeah.
[ mouths word ]
Whoa.
Cool.
Oh, so, uh,
You enjoy
the strange?
Yeah, I enjoy
the strange.
[ snorts ]
[ laughs ]
I just smoked pot.
Did that come out right?
Yeah, it did.
No, I enjoy
the strange,
because it's, uh,
Interesting and
often retarded.
That's kind of
my special
research area,
The intersection
of the strange
and retarded.
That would make
a really good soap opera,
The strange
and the retarded.
"and these are
the days of our strange
and retarded lives."
[ laughter ]
No, but, uh,
really, what I'm
interested in
Is how people start
believing in things,
you know?
Like, uh, bigfoot,
for example.
You know,
there's no evidence
that bigfoot exists,
Yet lots of people
believe in bigfoot.
Chupacabra.
Sure.
Sure.
Or how 'bout god?
I mean,
millions of people
go to church,
And there's
more evidence
for chupacabra.
So is god strange
or retarded?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Let's take acid
and discuss.
But first
I need another beer.
Uh, get drunk now,
three-way later?
Sound good? Yeah.
What the?
Oh, hey.
Hey, I think I saw
that guy on campus.
Ashley:
Oh. Should we say hi?
You should say hi.
Go. Go.
I'll be fine. Go.
College party. Go.
Okay.
Hey. I'm ashley.
Hey.
Um, is this
the anonymous party?
Nobody will say.
Oh. Well, then,
I guess it is, right?
[ laughs ]
I'm just kidding.
Yeah, it's the
anonymous party.
Yeah. I'm a dork.
[ chuckles ]
Hey. Hey, what's up?
I'm zane.
What's up?
I'm binder.
Yeah. What are you
doing here, pedobear?
Don't call me that.
Okay? I thought
it would be cool.
Mm.
You're pedobear?
Do you approve
this message?
B*tch tits!
[ laughs ]
pedobear!
Guys, come on.
I was just
hanging out, okay?
Why don't you
Get out of here,
pedobear?
No one wants
to hang out with you.
Man:
What a f***ing tool.Bye, pedobear.
Yikes.
What was that about?
Ah, he thought some
of the stuff on the board
was messed up,
Said he'd report it.
Honestly, some of the stuff
But, uh, it's not smart
to say so.
He seemed nice.
Yeah,
probably too nice.
[ laughter ]
Dude, it's the tits.
I did it
for the lulz!
What are they saying?
Check it out.
What is this?
Hideandgochat.
It's video chat,
like skype,
But you don't know who
you're chatting with.
Why would you chat
with strangers?
Isn't that dumb?
Does this
look dumb to you?
[ gasps ]
[ screams ]
[ laughter ]
Really?
Really?
Ashley:
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