Smiley Page #5

Mm, yeah, super cute.

Total babe.

Don't kill him.

Okay.

Enh, no.

Ahh! Penis!

Hi, tiny and kind of bent.

Hope you like

touching that thing,

'cause no one else

is gonna do it.

"next" him.

Wait, wait.

Wait, maybe should

we kill him instead.

Let me do it.

Maybe smiley

Will come out and

cut off his wiener.

"wiener"?

Heh. I think

you mean penis.

You can't joke around,

though, okay?

You have to really

want it to happen.

Yeah, okay, okay.

I want it to happen.

Picture it.

You have to picture it.

Okay.

Okay.

Give me the keyboard.

Right.

[ both laugh ]

Yeah, right.

As if.

[ both scream ]

He--he can see us!

"next" him!

"next" him! "next" him!

Oh, my god.

What the f***?!

I don't know. Did we

just kill somebody?

Did I just

kill somebody?!

I don't know.

Where did he come from?

I don't know, okay?

I don't know.

I thought college

was gonna be fun.

If that really

just happened, smiley can't

know where we are.

But he saw us. I mean,

he looked right at us.

He doesn't know

where we are.

But he saw our faces,

and, oh, my god,

He waved at us.

And that doesn't matter.

He has no clue

where we are.

He can't find out

from the computer?

No, absolutely not, okay?

The hideandgochat servers

are completely anonymized.

That's the whole point.

They're set up

So not even your root

can find the ip.

I don't know

what that means.

Trust me. It's good.

Okay, okay.

So we report this,

tell the police

What we saw.

No, no, no, did. No, saw.

No.

Why not?!

Because if we report this,

there's gonna be press.

If it's real,

it's gonna lead him

right to us.

He does know

what we look like.

What about the fbi

or something?

No. Ashley,

we can't do that, okay?

We can't tell anybody

about this.

This never happened.

[ cellphone buzzing ]

Oh. It's my dad.

Not a word.

Hi, daddy.

Hi, sweetheart.

How's college life?

It's fine.

I mean, it's okay.

It's good.

I'm having fun.

[ laughs ]

well, not too much

fun, I hope.

No.

You sound

a little funny,

sweetheart.

Everything's fine.

I'm sorry

I haven't called.

I just...

I was just watching

a scary movie

with proxy,

And I-I'm still

trying to get it

out of my head.

Everything's good.

Is this a bad time?

I mean,

Do you want

to get back

to your movie?

No! I mean...

No.

Now's a good time.

I'm out on the patio.

You still sound

kind of funny, hon.

Must be a bad connection.

Okay.

But I do want

you to know that

if you just...

Feel like you're

not ready to be

out on your own,

You know, you can

always come home.

Thanks, daddy.

I just miss mom.

Yeah.

Yeah, so do I, baby.

I wish we could just

call her up, you know,

Hear her voice

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