Slightly Single in L.A. Page #5

now did she?

What?

Don't screw with me slut!

Excuse me?

You don't know her do you JP?

Yeah baby. This is Dale.

Not anymore you don't.

Bye bye.

This is my first b*tch slap but seeing

the look on her Botoxed face.

You deserve him!

Totally makes it worth it,

I like!

And he's going to put me

in his next movie.

But isn't he kind of old?

Aren't you going to have to you know...

Do him? Probably.

Oh God!

If I have to stand here

and listen to this bimbo yap

about the blowj*b she'll have to give

to get a movie part.

I'll pee in my pants.

Um excuse me...

We're in line.

Um, actually you're at the mirror

which doesn't really constitute

the line.

Well just go... fine.

Ewwww! And ik on you!

I'll give you my number and then you know

maybe we can hang out sometime?

You gonna give me your number?

Yeah. Sure.

I'm down.

Totally cool.

We can just bypass the whole

little coffee thing.

Yeah right. Kind of awkward

yeah... I know.

Wash?

Hola!

Wash?

No I didn't pee on my hands.

Yo mama.

Hey did you see ZACH?

He's over there in the corner booth.

Ah no I didn't see him.

Did you see JP?

Yep. I saw him.

He looks really hot tonight.

Did you talk to him?

Did you just say he looks hot?

Sorry it was really tacky. Wasn't it?

So what's the deal with you and ZACH?

Have you guys ever hooked up before?

- ZACH?

- Yep.

Um, no not really.

Seriously?

Yeah seriously, why are you asking?

I just can't believe you've never

hooked up with him before.

No I mean we've hung out a lot but...

nope.

Well if you were telling me

you were just going to leave him

to the uneducated models in LA

then I am going to have

to jump his bones.

For both of us.

So are you an actress?

No no not really.

I though I was for a minute but.

Turns out it's not for me.

Way too much self-analyzing.

So what do you do now?

I design jewelry.

These are mine.

- They're very nice.

- Thanks.

Did you hear?

Hear what?

Zaps magazine just named you number one

in their Hottest Man Alive issue.

Yes! Can I...

Oh, come on are you kidding?

I mean come on Cece, it's Zaps magazine.

- Yeah.

- It's not exactly...

Wait you're leaving?

Yeah where's Becca?

She's with the producer.

Make sure she gets home OK.

Ok! Bye... mwa.

Hang on excuse me for one second.

Hey, Dale...

Hey Dale.

Hey... hey Dale.

Look it's ZACH!

Come on let's go inside for a minute.

It's crazy.

Yeah it's... it doesn't make

any sense to me sometimes.

Listen I didn't get a chance

to talk to you

I wanted to see if you wanted to go

to dinner next week?

Um I can't.

I didn't even give you a day.

Well I know I'm sorry I'm just...

I'm slammed right now.

Working this retarded dating

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