Slightly Single in L.A. Page #4

That is crazy Becca... you're perfect.

Don't listen to that.

Exactly. Douche bags.

As bad as they sound

it's not like my friends...

or the people of Los Angeles are

any more narcissistic

than the rest of the world.

It's just that...

no one cares to hide it at all.

Do you know how many married men hit

on me in a week?

No tell us.

I don't really know the exact number

but it's figgin high.

At least this is what I tell myself.

Come on guys let's go.

All I know for certain is that dating

in this city sucks and I'm dying.

Thank you.

I'm serious, I'm done.

You guys don't hate me

but I might pass on going out tonight.

What? No, no you are going.

You just got out of a crappy

relationship and you are single.

Plus you our designated driver.

Thanks a lot for the guilt.

Going out in LA isn't quite like

it is in any other city.

Because of the whole who's who factor...

that this place evolves around.

So unless you're an A List

B List or C List celebrity...

work in the A List... arena

or you're a friend of the club Jonathan

slash door Nazi then...

yeah it's pretty much impossible

to get in.

Bottom line there are three major

questions in Hollywood.

Who are you? What do you do?

And who are your friends?

If you are not on the list leave.

Oh, honey not in my club.

Natural hair colors only.

Anthony!

Oh, hi. Of course come on in.

Great, Jonathan's working the door.

Sorry, ladies, we're full.

Seven really?

You want in my club?

I texted you three times last three

three times!

Is your phone broken? Or your thumbs?

Ok look, we're on the list.

Here you see that?

Let them in.

You tot's owe me Seven.

Nice natural looking good.

Ah uh Brett Michaels is waiting

down over there and you darling

Sunset Strip is that way.

Dude. This chick has the biggest

tits you've ever seen.

Hey, Jamie did her

and said she was wild in bed.

Jamie, bro you don't want his sloppy

second are you kidding me?

They call him herp for a reason.

Hey, check out the old dude

and the cougar.

Sweetheart I'm sorry there's been some

kind of misunderstanding there you go.

Tom how many times do I have to tell you

I only date girls 25 and younger.

I'm sorry...

Oh my God is that David Spade

over there?

He's hot.

God this town is so disgusting.

Oh my God, check this guy out.

That's the producer I met

the other night.

He is so hot and well connected...

oh. Out or my way...

Uh oh...

Don't look over there.

Oh you've got to be kidding me.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm just...

Skank!

Dale, Baby. What you do here?

Wow let me guess... Baby's mama?

Did you just call me a baby?

Baby she didn't just call me a baby

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