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Charles Schnee
1952		Stage 5. Mr. Amiel is rehearsing right now. Very nice. Honey, could you put your hand up by your throat? Telephone, Mr. Amiel. Transatlantic,...Rate it:

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Rob Lieber
2014		My parents say there's no such thing as a bad day. That it's all how you look at it. What can I tell you? Parents. Here is what I know. They'r...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)

Yale Udoff
1980		[Piano] Well, she's up against the register With an apron and a spatula Yesterday's deliveries A nd tickets for the bachelors She's a moving v...Rate it:

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Brian Azzarello
2016		1 BARBARA: First of all, I realize this is probably not how you thought the story would start, not with a big shiny moon or a city that could ...Rate it:

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John Lee Mahin
1956		1 - Be right out, sergeant. - Yes, sir. - Car's here, sweetheart. - All right, darling. Rhoda. Rhododendron, pal. That's a mighty pretty pie...Rate it:

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Remy Patato
1999		gs] Squidward: Whatever. [Jess comes up and tells Squidward what he wants and Squidward relays order to SpongeBob] Twelve Krabby Patties on wheat b...Rate it:

(4.50 / 4 votes)

Viña Delmar
1931		I'm 'most frightened to death. Sure, after you've done it eight or nine times, you won't even give it a thought. - Gee, Dot, you look swell. - ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)

Ashwini Chaudhary
2007		The ambience is romantic. Let's fall in love. Come, come, come. Come, beloved. The ambience is romantic. Let's fall in love. Come, come, come...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)

Ana Lily Amirpour
2016		USRCs employees are advised to avoid prolonged physical contact with bad batch inmates. This includes eye contact. Bad batch 5035 to 5040, ste...Rate it:

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Jim Mulholland
1995		FADE IN: 1 EXT. MIAMI LANDSCAPE - NIGHT 1 The sun might be down, but the city is baking. Waves of heat ascend into the sky while an unmarked ...Rate it:

(3.86 / 7 votes)

Sergio Leone
1966		You're... ...from Baker? Tell Baker that I told him all that I know already. Tell him I want to live i...Rate it:

(3.80 / 5 votes)

Jon Lucas
2017		1 My name is Amy Mitchell, and this year I've ruined Christmas. Christmas is the absolute absolute of the year most stressed time. One million...Rate it:

(3.15 / 14 votes)

Remy Patato
1999		Games Movies TV Wikis Search My Account START A WIKI Encyclopedia SpongeBobia Encyclopedia SpongeBobia 14,950 PAGES ADD NEW PAGE COMMUNITY THE S...Rate it:

(3.00 / 3 votes)

Leila Basen
2006		- Hey, Ron, it's Patrick from Montreal. - Patrick, you're on the air. What can I do for you, buddy? - I heard this rumour that the Toronto tea...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)

Adam Brooks
2014		Come here, yes, come here, oh, yes... You bitch! I'll kill you, I'll kill you, I'll kill you! Don't even try to move my clear, you're complet...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)

Tyler Perry
2009		Hello. Hello. -Hello. -Hello. That's what we do at Club Indigo. The more you drink, the better I look. And the more you drink, the better y...Rate it:

(2.36 / 11 votes)

Jason Headley
2017		1 - The tropical places, you know, that's the go-to, get your white sands and your blue water, and your fuckin' guava trees and whatever, an...Rate it:

(2.33 / 3 votes)

J.M. DeMatteis
2016		In other news, Chuckie Sol, a made man in the Black Mask mob was kidnapped at gunpoint by masked assailants earlier today. Suspicion is high th...Rate it:

(2.00 / 1 vote)

Bryan Coyne
2018		1 (somber music) (woman humming) (door bell ringing) [Child] Trick or treat. [Woman] Hi. Oh, you guys look so cute here. Alright, for you as...Rate it:

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John Bruno
2011		The story begins right here on this bus. Line 144. The same route I took every day. - Yee-ha! - But this day was different. Something was abo...Rate it:

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Craig Moss
2015		MAN: Your credit is based on various factors... and after reviewing your history... I'm sorry to say you've been denied. Denied? You... You got...Rate it:

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Craig Moss
2014		- Stand up, asshole. - I don't want any trouble. Leave me alone. I can kick your ass while you're sitting down or standing up. It's your call. ...Rate it:

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Unknown
2018		1 - Well, I'm on my way home from settlement on the house I bought at a sheriff's sale. How do I turn this thing around? And this is a good sig...Rate it:

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Maria Grimm
2006		BAD BLOOD Z! Go inside. I'm here, love... Mother's here. Alright, it's alright now. Ricardo! Can't you help your sister when we're not here...Rate it:

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