Shut Up and Kiss Me Page #4
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and two--
they need to go ass to mouth.
Swallowing is optional.
Wow, that is
a charming checklist.
Hey, d0n'tjudge me.
I get laid.
You jerk off.
'Nuff said.
Hey, are you Ben?
Yeah, are you Joseph?
Yeah, but everyone
calls me Jojo.
Jojo.
You are so cute.
Okay, Jojo?
How old are you?
Twenty-six.
Twenty-two?
Seventeen.
Here's the chicken...
and the steak.
Mm.
Nothing like rare meat.
Nope.
So, you wanna play
head to head?
Excuse me?
On PS3.
What's your user ID?
I don't even know what that is.
Oh, come on.
My mom said
you could come over
after our date
if you wanna play.
Your mom.
Well, yeah.
I mean I live
in the basement.
She's not even
gonna bother us
unless she's doing
my laundry.
Um, in your photo you--
youlooked
a little bit different.
This is the real me, though.
I hope you don't mind.
I'm pre-op,
will have the surgery soon.
Oh, I think
that's great for you.
I do, but that's just not
really my thing.
[laughs]
Oh, thank God.
You're not my type either,
sweetie.
Dessert?
No.
Pre-op.
Post-op.
Hi.
Woof.
What?
Woof.
Woof?
Oh, I know,
who says that, rig ht?
I'm over Internet dating.
You fool me once.
Seriously, can't you go
to a bar
and get laid like
a normal gay?
Oh, a normal gay?
This isn't about sex.
James, you meet
a lot of guys online.
How come this never happens
to you?
Let me set you up.
No.
At least you'd be getting laid
if you IetJames here
set you up.
Thank you.
Oh, yeah,
I'd be getting laid.
No offense, James,
but you've seen his version
ofacceptable men.
It's back hair
and bad breath.
You'll take anything
connected to a cock.
Steam room cruiser,
schlobbing the knob.
[howls]
Listen. A cock is a cock.
We're just getting off
togethen
That's it.
I can't do that.
I need some sort of mental
connection.
You are such a girl.
Sara, can youjump in
and help me out here?
Sorry, buddy.
Sex isn't that taboo
with me either
I mean, if they want anal,
it's gotta be love,
but I don't mind jerking
a guy off
and I don't have hang-ups
like you.
I don't have hang-ups.
I don't have hang-ups.
[typing]
Single male.
Bisexual with girlfriend
out of town.
I cannot put that I'm bisexual.
This is ridiculous.
[cell phone rings]
Hello.
[Ca/lie]
I just met the cutest guy for you.
I was at Trader Joe 's.
I'm walking down the aisle--
No.
I didn't finish.
No.
Why not?
Callie, your set ups
are always nightmares.
No, they aren 't.
You're crazy,
and you're way too picky
Oh, really?
How about you remember
when you set me up
with Lupe the choreographer?
He was hot.
Callie, you have this idea
that just because
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