Shut Up and Kiss Me Page #3
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- 2010
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I know, it's nasty, right?
Wow, those are
some bad dates.
No wonder you quit
the service.
Well, Sara and James
are gonna come over laten
They're going to help me
place this--
I don't kn0w--
Internet ad thing.
Really?
Well that'll be fun.
And, you know, I was thinking.
If that doesn't work out,
I can always set you up
with my hairstylistTodd.
Hell no.
Why not?
He's nice, has a good job.
He's a flamer,
and he's a big girl.
Haven't we talked about
your internalized homophobia?
Internalized homophobia.
Log Cabin Republicans.
Listen,
I'm comfortable with it.
Ijust don't wanna sleep
with it.
Just-- You have to tell me
how this whole Internet
dating thing goes.
Well, you know I will.
And, I mean, James uses it
and it seems to work for him,
so...
Okay, Benny,
you know I want
the best for you,
but you also have to remember
thatJames is a slut
Bi, Bisexual,
put that you're a Bi.
Dom alpha male.
Hung big and thick.
Ooh, yeah, thick.
Beer-can thick.
Seven inches.
Ew, eight.
Well, Internet inches.
Likes it rough.
Wants to hit it from the B side.
Bubble butt.
Round and juicy.
Oh, total dom top.
Hey, James,
this is a dating ad.
It's not
some nasty sex thing.
Ew, Sara said it, too.
Guys, I'm placing this ad
for a date,
so I'm not listing beer can,
big and juicy,
thick and bubble
whatever else it was.
Okay, okay,
[Ben]
No.
Oh, God, you're never
going to get laid.
Here, just let me type it
for you.
No, absolutely not.
Hey James, can you type this?
Is this doing it for you?
Whoo.
Whoo. You both really need
some therapy.
Are you straight yet?
You spazzin' out, man.
You placed
a personal ad online?
What's wrong with that?
A lot of people use
the Internet to date.
Yeah, lots of losers.
No, not losers.
People who are just too busy
or can't go to the bars.
Yeah, because they're defective,
i.e. losers. You know what?
place that ad, and you know what?
I'm not defective,
and I'm definitely not a losen
Opinions vary.
And why are you listening
to those two?
It sounds
like s0meone's jealous
because I have friends
and, frankly, you don't.
Yes, I am jealous of that.
Be nice, okay?
Those guys are my friends.
All rig ht.
You know, I'm actually planning
from my ad this weekend.
Have fun, man.
What? They sounded nice.
On the phone?
Ben, you placed the ad,
like, an hour ago.
No, via e-mail.
This Internet dating,
it's really fast.
Look, there's two requirements
for the broads I meet.
0ne-- they must want
to suck my dick,
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