Shrek the Third Page #6
I knew I came from royalty, but...
...I figured everyone forgot about me.
Oh, no. In fact the King
asked for you personally.
Really? Wow.
But I know it's not all fun and games.
It really is
all fun and games, actually.
Sure, you have to knight a few heroes,
launch a ship or two.
By the way, make sure you hit the boat
just right with the bottle.
Any idiot can hit a boat with a bottle.
Well, I've heard
it's harder than it looks.
This is going to be huge.
Parties, princesses,
castles. Princesses.
You'll be living in the lap of luxury.
The finest chefs
will wait for your order.
And fortunately,
you'll have the royal food tasters.
What do they do?
Taste the food before the King eats,
to make sure it's not poisoned.
- Poisoned?
- Or too salty.
Don't worry. Your bodyguards
will keep you safe.
All of them willing
at a moment's notice
to lay down their lives
out of devotion to you.
Really?
to you for wisdom and guidance.
Make sure they don't die of famine!
- Or plague.
- Plague is bad.
The coughing, the groaning,
the festering sores.
Festering sores!
What did I say?
We don't want Artie
getting the wrong idea.
Artie?
There goes my hip!
Artie! What are you doing?
What does it look like?!
This really isn't up to you.
I don't know anything about being king!
You'll learn on the job!
Sorry to disappoint you,
but I'm going back.
Back to what? Being a loser?
Now look what you did!
Look what I did?
Who's holding the wheel, chief?
Shrek!
Land ho!
How humiliating.
Oh, nice going, Your Highness.
Now it's "Your Highness"?
What happened to "loser"?
If you think this is getting you
out of anything, it isn't.
We're heading back to Far Far Away
one way or another...
...and you're going to be a father!
What?
You just said "father".
King! You're going to be king!
"You're going to be king!" Yeah, right.
Where are you going?
Far Far Away... from you!
Get back here, young man!
Boss? I don't think he's coming back.
Maybe it's for the best.
He's not exactly king material.
When did you plan to tell him
you were supposed to be king?
Come on. Why would I do that?
Besides, he'll be ten times
better at it than me.
Then change your tactics
if you want to get anywhere with him.
You're right, Donkey.
What about this?
- Shrek!
- Come on. It's just a joke.
Still...
Listen, Artie.
If you think this whole mad scene
ain't dope, I feel you, dude.
I'm not trying to get up in your grill
or raise your roof.
But what I am screamin' is, yo...
...check out this
kazing thazing, bazaby!
If it doesn't groove, or what I'm saying
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