Shrek the Third Page #5
- Look at that!
- What is it?
It's for the poopies.
Wait... babies poop?
Everyone poops, Beauty.
Fiona!
We all chipped in
for a little present, too.
Ta-da!
You know the baby will love it,
because I do!
Guys, that's so sweet. Thank you.
Who's this one from?
I got you the biggest one,
because I love you most.
"Have one on me. Love, Snow White."
What is it?
He's a live-in babysitter.
Where's the baby?
You're too kind, Snow,
but I can't accept this.
It's nothing. I have six more at home.
- What does he do?
- Cleaning.
- Feeding.
- Burping.
So, what are
Shrek and I supposed to do?
Work on your marriage.
Thanks, Rapunzel.
What's that supposed to mean?
Come on now, Fiona.
You know what happens.
You're tired all the time.
You start letting yourself go.
Stretch marks.
Say goodbye to romance.
I'm sorry, but how many
of you have kids?
She's right!
A baby will only strengthen the love
Shrek and Fiona have.
How did Shrek react when you told him?
When he first found out, Shrek said...
Onward, my new friends!
To our happily ever afters!
Now... bombs away!
Well, well, well. If it isn't Peter Pan.
- His name's not Peter.
- Shut it, Wendy.
Enough pillaging! To the castle!
You go! Take care of the baby!
Everybody stay calm! We're going to die!
Everyone in! Now!
Come on! Put some back into it!
We don't have time. Now go!
Quickly, ladies!
We'll hold them off as long as we can!
Where are Shrek and Fiona?
The name doesn't ring a bell.
No bell.
I suggest you freaks cooperate...
...with the new King of Far Far Away!
The only thing you're ever gonna
be king of is King of the Stupids!
- Hook!
- Right!
Avast, ye cookie.
Start talking.
- Gingy!
- Papa!
Settle down now.
On the good ship Lollipop
It's a sweet trip to the candy shop
You!
You can't lie.
So tell me, puppet... where is Shrek?
Well... I don't know where he's not.
You don't know where Shrek is?
It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume...
...that I couldn't exactly not say that
is or isn't almost partially incorrect.
So you do know where he is!
On the contrary,
I'm possibly more or less
not definitely rejecting the idea
that in no way,
with any amount of uncertainty...
Stop it!
...I do not know where he shouldn't be.
If that indeed wasn't where he isn't.
Even if he wasn't not where
I knew he was, it could mean...
On the good ship Lollipop
Enough! Shrek went off
to bring back the next heir!
He's bringing back the next heir?
No!
Hook! Get rid of this new "King".
I have something special
in mind for him.
He'll never fall for your tricks!
Oh, boy.
I can't believe it. Me, a king?
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