Shaun Of The Dead Page #5

Or freeze.

What a tit.

# You wanna dance? #

Don't scratch it! Wait...

- That was the second album I ever bought!

- It's four in the f***ing morning!

- It's Saturday!

- No, it's not.

It's f***ing Sunday

and I've got to go to f***ing work

in four f***ing hours

because every other f***er is f***ing ill!

Now can you see why I'm so f***ing angry?

- F***, yeah!

- Hey! Pete, look,

I'm sorry, we had a couple of drinks,

we split up with Liz tonight.

Just keep it down, yeah?

Prick.

What was that?

Nothing.

- Stop it, we're friends!

- He's not my friend. He's a f***ing idiot.

- What's that supposed to mean?

- It means why don't you f*** off!

You wanna live like an animal,

live in the shed, you thick f***!

- Leave him alone!

- Stop defending him.

All he ever does is hold you back.

Or is it easier having someone around

who's more of a loser than you?

- What's that supposed to mean?

- You know what I mean.

I assume it was Liz who did the dumping?

Sort your f***in' life out, mate!

What's up with your hand, man?

- I got mugged on the way home from work.

- By who?

- Some crackheads. One of them bit me.

- Why?

I don't know, I didn't stop to ask them!

I've got a splitting headache

and your stupid hip hop isn't helping.

And the front door is open. Again!

It's not hip hop, it's electro. Prick.

Next time I see him, he's dead.

'Shaun, it's me.

I'm gonna be a bit tied up today

'so can you book the table

for eight rather than seven?

'I'll try you at work. Bye, bye.'

'Hello, pickle. It's me, Mum.

'Dad mentioned you might be visiting

tomorrow which would be lovely.

'Will you be bringing

Elizabeth with you this time?

'Only we can't wait to meet her finally

'and also I was wondering

if she wanted anything special for lunch?

'Cos these days a lot of people

don't eat meat.'

Do you want anything from the shop?

Cornetto.

Nelson, have you got any papers?

Nelson? I haven't even...

I owe you about 15p.

Oh dear.

Sorry, I haven't got any change.

I didn't even have enough

at the f***ing shop. Oh dear.

'... no official comment but religious groups

are calling it Judgement Day. There's... '

#... panic on the streets of London... #

- '... number of reports of... '

- '... serious attacks on... '

- '... people who are being... '

- '... eaten alive.'

'Witness reports are sketchy.

One unifying detail seems to be

'that the attackers appear to be... '

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