Shaun Of The Dead Page #6

'... the sensational chart-topping... '

'... or ideological connection between

those committing the atrocities... '

There's a girl in the garden.

- '... emergency services... '

- What?

In the garden, there is a girl.

'... the armed forces will be called in

to provide backup and assistance.

'Scientists are still trying to establish

the nature of the phenomenon

'and are unsure as to the... '

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Hello.

- What are you doing?

- Oi!

Oh, my God.

She's so drunk.

How much have you had, love?

- Oh! I think she likes you.

- Shut up.

- She wants a cuddle!

- I've just come out of a relationship.

- Ed, do something!

- Wait there.

- Ed!

- Two seconds.

I'm really flattered and everything but...

And, hold it there.

Ed! Just get her off me.

Jesus!

- What's up with her eyes?

- Now, seriously...

Mary, I'm warning you,

I'll have to get physical, I mean it!

This is it... Look, just f*** off!

- I think we should go back inside.

- OK.

- Shaun, what's going on?

- Sh*t, it's engaged.

- How about an ambulance?

- It's engaged, Ed.

- Fire engine?

- It's one number and it's busy!

- And what do you want a fire engine for?

- Anything with flashing lights.

Are they still out there?

Yeah. What do you think we should do?

Have a sit-down?

'There are reports of chaos

on the motorways

'as thousands of people

attempt to flee the cities.

'The M1, the M3, M4, M6... '

- Do you think this is the same thing?

- '... are all at a standstill.

'The Home Office is urging people to stay

in their homes and await further instruction.'

'Ensure all residences are secure

'with all doors and windows

firmly locked and barricaded. Police... '

- For God's sake! He's got an arm off!

- Get him!

'More reports just in confirm that in all cases

the attackers seem slow and shambolic... '

I'm gonna shut the front door.

'... regarding the best way

to neutralise the attackers.

'Ln the meantime, contact with

these assailants is highly inadvisable.'

- Did you see his head go?

- 'Lf you're confronted... '

- We should get out there.

- No, we should stay inside.

- We can take 'em.

- The man said to stay indoors.

- F*** the man.

- In here, we're safe.

'... the attackers can be stopped by removing

the head or destroying the brain.

'I'll repeat that, by removing the head

or destroying the brain.'

Hey!

Aim for the head.

- Now what?

- Get more stuff.

- What's in the shed?

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