Shaun Of The Dead Page #4
because of what you said last night
about you don't want to be
my mum and that.
It's just a little joke,
just sort of spur of the moment.
- They're for your mum, aren't they?
- Yeah.
Smooth.
If I don't do something, I'll end up in that pub
for the rest of my life
like those other sad old f***ers
wondering what the hell happened.
What do you mean do something?
F*** her. You got your pint.
You got your pig snacks.
What more do you want?
Oh. You want your favourite monkey?
Shall I do Clyde?
See, I knew you'd get over her.
# If you leave me now... #
Who the hell put this on?
It's on random.
For f***'s sake. John, yes please, mate.
You know what we should do tomorrow?
Keep drinking.
a bite at the King's Head,
couple at The Little Princess,
stagger back here and bang...
back at the bar for shots.
How's that for a slice of fried gold?
- No.
- Come on, man.
Talk to me.
She said if she stayed with me
she'd end up in here for the rest of her life
like these sad old f***ers
wondering what the hell happened.
That is harsh.
- These are rich, interesting characters.
- Like who?
Snakehips. Always surrounded by women.
He's a bigamist.
Strangled his first wife
with a draught excluder.
And invented the mobile disco.
What about her, then?
Ooh! Cockacidal maniac.
She's an ex-porn star.
They say she starred in
the world's first interracial hardcore loop.
Cafe Au Lait...
Pour Vous.
Yeah. What about John, then?
It's true, Big Al says so.
Yeah, Big Al also says dogs can't look up.
Think about it. Handy with a blade.
Gruff demeanour.
Bernie, the trophy wife.
He's connected.
Why is there a rifle above the bar?
- The pub's called the Winchester.
- Exactly.
See, you don't need Liz to have a good time.
- Don't, man.
- No.
Oi, look at me.
Can I just say one thing? I'm not gonna
say there's plenty more fish in the sea,
I'm not gonna say if you love her let her go
and I'm not gonna bombard you with clichs
but what I will say is this...
it's not the end of the world.
Sorry, we're closed.
Pisshead.
# Ooh, white lines
# Visions, dreams of passion
# And all the while I think of you...
Oh?
What's the matter, love,
haven't you had your tea?
# Something of a phenomenon
telling my body to come along
# Cos white lines
# Blow away...
- Shh!
Blow!
# Ah, get higher, baby
# Ah, get higher, baby, ah, get higher, girl
# Ah... #
What? He should say base.
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