Shank Page #4

has ever spoken too, is me!

See that?

That's gay.

Anyway, what's you gonna

teach me anyway, Pomppadom?

Listen, half a bite. When you go up to a girl,

you got to know what to say.

Are your feet tired? Because you've been

running around my mind all day, baby.

Are you mad?

- It works for me all the time.

And you've got to get some moves.

Watch.

Hold on a minute. Dis ain't Bollywood, man.

dis is how you skank.

Skank, I wanna see the munchies, skank.

Skank, I wanna see the munchies, skank.

Milk, rice, cheese and spam...

Skank, I wanna see the munchies, skank.

Dat is so stupid.

Fix up, man. Dis is how you skank.

It's time to get munchies.

It's time to get munchies.

It's time to get munchies.

Go get a kebab.

dis is how it's done up north.

["STICK UP SKANK" by Dotstar starts]

"All the girls in the club want to

hold me for ransom.

"Cos I'm young, and I'm black,

and they think that I am handsome.

[Dance beat continues]

They said, they could be on scooters.

A quick get away, and all that.

Yeah, a tall story.

I wish they had a Big Mac in dere.

Just one.

Trust me, if we pull dis off, I'm gonna bring

you one. And a Fillet-a-Fish.

Ah, you don't know where the Big Macs are, man.

- I know a freezer full of Big Macs, man.

Is it gonna be enough, old man?

- It's frozen.

I miss Ronald.

- And you know some fries with that would get me.

Just don't go on about the sauce, blood.

- I love the fries, you know that, right?

And that mad mayonnaise sauce

they put in deem cheeseburgers, oh!

Dat's the Big Mac, you don't get no fries.

- Blood, you know what I mean, you puss yo.

You see dat, blood?

Dat's how you make a man flinch.

Real fast.

- C'mon man, I'll f***in' shoot ya!

No you won't, man.

You ain't got nothin', blood.

No barrel, no borer, nothin'.

Just a dirty little dog.

Arff, arff!

[Laughs]

In here.

Pull in here.

Come on.

Hi, Jimbo.

- Fancy seeing you.

How you doing?

- Looking well.

Ah, flip man...

- Shhh!!!

Good boy.

Get the f*** off me, you dick.

-Get back!

I ain't got all day.

- Come 'ere.

Get the f*** out dere.

Hurry up, go.

O, yes, boys. The boat load.

- Dis will keep us in business.

Great tip.

- I told you, man.

Boys, boys,

boys, boys...

Dat's da Souljahz.

- Man dere's a fuckload of deem.

What are they doing down dese endz, man?

- Let's f***in' go then, boys!

Let's just talk about dis, man.

- They're no one, man.

F***in', dese are just yungas, man.

- dere's no oldies are dere?

They mean to wreck us.

They want to fight us, why?

We don't want to pull a coup.

For what? Dis isn't about a victim

or post code war, it's about munchies.

They're comin' to jack dis truck..

Obviously they must have

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