Shank Page #3

See dat? Make a soldier outta you.

So, what's da plan?

Easy job, fam. One truck, 2 guards with sticks,

Tennyson said dere would be drinks in dis one.

- Down, little man?

- So, what do we need?

- The usual.

- We've got to keep dis one safe, yeah?

I keep telling you, no killing. Even if you've

got to go hungry because of it.

Don't worry, fam.

Like I told you, and I told mum back

in the day, my brain is still big, bro.

Are you listenin' to dis little horse?

You want all of us, yeah?

What size truck?

- Normal.

-Security?

- Two

- No slippin' now?

- No, I've got plans, man.

A couple of the yungas

might be on dis still.

You know what? I banged

a girl dere, you know.

Oh blood, pure lies.

Don't it make you sick?

Why you always lyin' for, man?

- Who's lyin'? You know I get pussieee.

- Look, we need an escape route.

- We got it.

I don't know about dis. I've got a

bad feeling about dis one, man.

Craze...

- Emmerdale Boy, come 'ere.

Come, man.

- C'mon, man.

Morning. What you get me out of bed, man?

Look at these monkey threads.

They're called "crepes",

blood.

I thought crepes were monkies?

Do you know how much

these crepes cost, blood?

Not brodered.

- Why you both shut up?

Stop f***in' about, man!

You need to fix up, man.

The truck's comin' in a half hour.

Dutts, come 'ere, come 'ere boy.

Come 'ere boy.

Well, come man! Focus blood! Be on point,

we don't know when we goona eat again.

So, in, out.

No long term.

- I'm driving.

- Blood, I'm driving.

Man, shut up, da both of youse.

Look. Gates. Guards.

Let's go, c'mon, move on.

I'm drivin'.

- No, I'm drivin'.

You're always f***in' drivin'.

Dat's because I'm the driver, innit?

Oy, haven't you f***ers

forgotten something?

Dis!

A fart to my left

It ain't my fart, smell it!

C'mon man, shut up. You're making way

too much noise. Dere's people around 'ere.

[Rapping]:
"I need some, nutrition.

Fixin' my chicken in, in the kitchen.

"I need it in sauce.

Why? I'm dis mission.

"I need, I need, finger lickin' chicken.

I need some finger lickin' chicken!

"Sauce, Sauce.

Sauce in my mouth, mouth.

"I need to be full in the belly, dat's why..."

F*** da support, man.

Are you sure dere are two men on dis 'ere?

- Hey, trust me man.

When have I ever lead you away?

- I might see one of my girls around here.

Oh, no one cares about

your so-called "girlz".

How come we never see you

with these girlz, blood?

How come we never see you with these girlz?

- Why youse always lying so much, man?

Shut up, you little virgin.

- Broth, I'll chill out in a minute.[Yawns rudely]

Little f***er.

- C'mon, blood, he's my brother, blood.

Well teach him. The only stunner dis idiot

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