Shanghai Noon Page #3
That's because they're not
injuns, woman ! They're Jews !
[Honky-Tonk Piano]
[Men Laughing]
You, stay.
[ Groans ]
[People Laughing]
- [ Chattering ]
- [Continues]
You guys,
get a load of this.
[Chattering Stops]
- How.
- [ All Laughing ]
Is this Carson City ?
No, this ain't
Carson City, Chief.
You're gonna have to get
your firewater somewhere else.
[Man] All right, Roy, ante up.
[People Laughing]
- And stay out!
- [ Whinnies ]
[ Whinnies ]
You bounce back fast,
kimosabe.
Ow.
What are you doin' here ? I thought
you were going to Carson City.
You ! You gave me
bad directions !
No, I gave you
wrong directions.
You want
your toothpicks back ?
- You got a lot of nerve,
comin' in here with that--
- Give it back to me !
- Ain't that somethin' ?
- [ Laughs ]
Take your hand
off me.
- Ohh !
- Ohh !
Hey, I just want to go
to Carson City !
[Rock]
You're goin'
for a ride !
Aaah ! Aaah !
[ Chuckles ]
No !
[Blows Landing]
Yes ! Yeah !
Yes ! Yes !
No ! No !
Sorry !
I'm sorry !
You !
[ Yells ]
[ Gunshot ]
- Who in the hell started this ?
- The Chinaman.
Let me out !
Give me the book back !
I have to go to Carson City
- You've got the wrong person !
I don't belong here !
- [ Harmonica ]
Hey !
Keep goin' with the Chinese. That's
workin'. They're about to let you out.
- Give me the book back !
- For cryin' out loud, just
give him the book back, please.
- If it'll give us some peace
- Open it up !
- They're not givin' you
the book back. Drop the book.
- I wasted enough time with you.
- What ? You've wasted enough
time with me ? What about me ?
- Give me the book !
- Listen for a second. Stop !
- Give me the book ! Hey !
Listen ! Stop !
You're not in the East, okay ?
You're not in China. This is the West.
The sun doesn't rise here, it sets here,
and you're closer
to getting us hung than you are
getting that book back, okay ?
Now, just--
I like that.
That's what I'm talking about.
You're wound so tight.
You're the most irritable guy I've ever
been around. Just relax for a second.
Take ten minutes, and then
you can go back to screaming, I promise.
I'll join you.
Okay, just relax for a second.
Come on, sit down.
Come on.
Just relax.
Is that relaxed ?
You look sort of
rigid there.
You know what ?
We got off on the wrong foot.
Let's try to start again.
Man, you sure can fight.
I've never seen anything like that.
It was--
I'm trying to give you
a compliment.
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