
Shanghai Noon
-[Man Shouting In Chinese]
[Shouting In Unison]
[Drums Pounding]
[Traditional Chinese]
[Woman] The princess nodded,
and the frog said,
"That which you have promised,
you must perform."
Very good.
Keep reading.
and kissed the frog,
" but as she did, he became
a handsome prince,
"and they rode off
to his kingdom,
where they lived
happily ever after. "
Happily ever after.
There's no such thing
as " happily ever after."
Not for a real princess.
to marry will always be a frog.
I will help you get to America.
-[Princess] That's very kind.
[Man] But we're running out of time.
I know of a ship bound for America,
but we must leave tonight.
- We must hurry, Princess.
Hurry, Princess.
-[Captain] Mung Goo Hi.
- [ Shouts ]
-Zhou Hei.
- [ Shouts ]
- Chow Lu.
- [ Shouts ]
[ All Shouting ]
[ Whistling ]
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, that's it.
Okay. Great.
Great. Okay.
Come here. Look at this.
Spent a lot of time on this.
Now, pay attention,
'cause I don't want any mistakes.
Now, I've calculated the speed of
the train and the speed of our horses.
We meet at this vector.
The only variable is the wind.
- Technically, if you travel
over here on the horses--
- Is this the train ?
All right. We're just gonna wing it...
like we always do.
- [ Chuckles ]
- Ride down, jump on the train,
hoorah the money, head back
to the cathouse, all right ?
- Mm-hmm.
- Let's go. Come on. Move out. Go !
You okay ? Nervous ? It's all right
to be nervous when you're new.
You'll be okay.
I'll keep an eye on you.
All you gotta do is follow my lead.
All right, look alive, outlaws !
[ All Whooping ]
[Wang Reading] "So the princess
leaned in and kissed the frog,
"but as she did,
"and they rode off
to his kingdom,
where they lived
happily ever after. "
[ Chattering, Indistinct ]
Reach for the sky,
ladies and gentlemen !
Touch that gun and I'll
blow your god damn head off!
What are you doin' ? I sorta like
to be the only guy that talks, Wallace.
- All right. I'm sorry.
- That's okay. That's okay. Good.
Don't worry. Come on, come on.
Big 'Un, let's go.
Why is the new guy talking ?
Where did you get this guy ?
You know I'm the only one who talks.
Okay, everybody keep calm.
[Wallace] You think
you're gonna shoot me ? Is that right ?
What you got right in here ?
Yeah, you got this gun ?
You think you're gonna
do something with that gun ?
Come on, Lady Bird.
You got anything in here besides yarn ?
-[Wallace] You got it out for me !
- Hey !
Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa. No.
Come here. Come here.
We don't steal from women.
Get over here.
Take that side.
Give me your hand.
Give me your hand.
I apologize.
First time you've
seen an outlaw ?
Scared ?
Kind of excited too ?
All mixed up ?
Yeah.
Last train we robbed, we were naked,
it was so hot out.
Yeah, it was somethin'.
[ Sighs ]
Yeah, it's got
- [Men Shouting]
- What are you lookin' at ?
- [Woman Screams]
- [ Screams ]
Wait ! Stop !
Where did you get this guy ?
- Texas.
Just shoot me now, 'cause I don't
understand what we're doing here.
Sir, sir, sir, sir. Come here,
come here, come here. Sit down.
- Excuse me. [ Speaking Chinese ]
- Sir, sit down.
[Gunshot]
- What happened ?
Wallace, what are you doing ?
- I'm just wingin' it.
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