Sex And Breakfast Page #7

handicapped.

F***.

I know.

Maybe she could do

a monologue for us.

She's an actress, right?

I'm gonna ask her to

act something for us.

You know, just so

we have some idea

how good she is.

Don't embarrass me.

I wouldn't

dream of it.

Hey!

I'm so glad you

guys could make it.

It's nice to properly

meet you, Ellis.

It's very nice

to meet you,

too, Betty.

Come on in.

Thanks.

Ah, cool place.

Thank you.

Hey, you guys

like Thai vegan?

There's this really

good 24-hour place.

Ooh, I love vegan.

Isn't it refreshing?

I like moo shu pork.

They have that?

[laughs]

You know, I just, um,

rolled a fatty. You

guys wanna smoke?

Ooh, that sounds

like fun.

I'll smoke.

Are you sure?

Oh, yeah.

I'm sure.

Fire that up.

All right, Rasta.

This is done.

(Betty)

Put it out.

Is something

wrong, Ellis?

No.

[clears throat]

Why is everybody

so quiet?

No, nothing. No.

No, no. no. no.

No, no, no,

no, what?

This is my girlfriend.

And we're gonna get

married someday.

Oh, that's great.

Oh, Jesus.

I'm not gonna let you

come between us.

She's mine.

We live together.

We love each other.

And no lesbo unemployed

actress/waitress is gonna

keep me from her.

You can f*** her.

But you can't have her.

What the hell is

he talking about?

Ellis, shut up.

No. I love you and I'm

defending my love.

You see, Betty,

you don't have

a supercock.

You may think that

you are at some kind of

advantage because of that

but no,

Renee's no dyke.

She's not. She may

not know that now,

but tomorrow,

tomorrow it'll be

clear as hell to her

that it's only my

and only my f***ing

supercock for her

from now on!

Hey, I'm really sorry.

Are you still hungry?

'Cause I could

really eat now.

Hey, it's Heather.

I'm not here right

now. Leave a message.

[grunts]

F***!

You can never

have too much

of this stuff.

Honey, I love you.

I'll pay for the screen

in the laundry room.

What screen?

Well, you see, I broke

into the building to

see you tonight.

Yeah, yeah, I'm

a resourceful guy.

Thanks for noticing.

(woman)

What are you doing?

Nothing.

I know you broke in

through that window

in the laundry room.

No, I didn't.

Yes, you did.

What are you doing?

Are you a murderer?

I'm saving

my relationship.

I should call

the Police.

No, no, don't

do that.

Look. I love Heather

and I really screwed

up tonight.

I should call

the Police.

What are you doing?

Need some Wisk?

I know a guy.

Are you trying

to bribe me with

laundry detergent?

Please, this is

really important.

If I let you, and you turn

out to be a murderer,

I could get evicted.

I really don't want

to get evicted.

I like it here.

I'm really not

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