Sex And Breakfast Page #6

Yeah, come on, Sixey.

Excuse me.

What the f***

do you want?

You really should watch

where you're going.

Road safety is a

very important part

of being a responsible

driver, shitface.

Hey, whoa. All right,

we don't want any

trouble, all right?

But I think

we got some.

Please. Let's

just get back

in the car.

Yeah, man, no reason

to fight over this,

all right?

You stay out of this.

Sucker punch.

What an a**hole.

Yeah, you could

have taken him.

Of course

I could have.

Would you pull over?

I got to go.

What?

Go. You know, piss.

It's pretty bad.

Where?

I don't know.

Do you wanna

see a doctor?

No. No doctors.

All right.

Just pull over.

I can go on the

side of the road.

This is Beverly Hills.

There's cops everywhere.

No cop's going to

arrest me for that.

I'll be fast.

I promise.

You sure you don't wanna

find a convenience store?

Maybe get ice on that eye?

Dude, I'm fine.

Whatever you say.

You dated him?

I hope you didn't

sleep with him.

I can't believe I'm

in the same company

as that guy.

That's none of

your business.

He's pissing on

Ryan Seacrest's lawn.

Just be quiet.

I don't want you

embarrassing him.

What could I possibly

do to embarrass

him? Look at him.

I was different.

I was looking for

a different thing.

Yeah, but that guy?

At least he stands

up for himself.

Are you f***ing

joking?

When you said he was

in the Air Force, he

was a dignified guy.

A**holes like that don't

travel to visit a girl

they used to f*** if

they don't think they're

gonna get laid again.

He made you come, right?

You should sack the Sack

again to see if it works.

You think I had him

come here? You think

I set this up?

See? No cops.

What?

Nothing.

Are you guys fighting

or something?

So Nutsack, want to hit

the E. R. on the way home?

Or should we call it a night?

What did you

call me?

Six-pack--

I called you Nutsack.

You know why?

No. Why?

You act like

a shithead.

F*** you.

You're a shithead.

All right,

that's enough!

You're a shithead.

(Renee)

Just kill it!

Hey. Give me

a piece of paper.

A piece of paper!

Go give me that one!

Give me that one.

Come on!

Just wait.

I'll get one.

Man, he's a monster.

Go!

Hey. Who are

you calling?

I wanna see if Betty

wants to go get

some dinner.

This late?

I'm hungry.

What's the problem?

I'll only be gone for

a couple of hours.

You know what

I'm worried about?

What?

What if I finish

right away?

I mean, you know,

when we're in the, uh--

I know what

you mean.

What do you think

about that?

Well, I think you'd

better try not to.

I mean, you don't want

the other guy getting

all the attention

while you're

just watching

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