
Sex And Breakfast
I'll be right back.
[door closes]
[girl moaning]
(guy)
I don't know
if you get this.
I mean, I do.
It could just
be me, though.
What?
Well, after sex I get
this moment of clarity.
It's like
five minutes
where I see the world
from a peaceful place.
I'm not anxious.
I'm not angry.
Not horny.
I just know
what's important.
That's all
that's important.
Do you ever
get that?
Wow.
Not every time.
I have.
I definitely know
what you're talking
about.
You get it
every time?
Yeah. You don't
feel that now?
Maybe a little.
If you have it
right now, tell me
what's important.
Pussy.
Lots of it.
James.
You. I love you.
I love you too.
You're the girl
for me, Heather.
I know it.
You do?
Yeah.
Look. I just want
you to know that.
I'll do anything
to make this
work for us.
Me, too.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I guess it's good
we have this on tape.
Go back to bed.
It's cool.
I'm hungry.
I'm gonna
get a snack.
You want some?
No, thanks.
I'm fine.
Why'd you do that?
Ellis.
What?
Why'd you do that?
Do what?
Embarrass me
like that?
Embarrass you?
I'm getting
leftovers.
The invitation would
have been nice, though.
I thought you
were tired, okay?
I didn't wanna
pressure you.
You want this?
What is it?
It's, um, beef
and broccoli.
No.
Eat me, Renee.
Eat me. I'm so
delicious.
I'll be gross
and a waste of
money tomorrow.
Please?
Okay. I'll take it.
What do you mean
"pressure me"?
You seemed tired.
Well, ask me next
time. Just go solo.
It's okay.
I do.
Really?
Yep. I'm not
dead, you know.
Okay.
Me, either.
Good.
When do
you do it?
Constantly.
Seriously.
How often?
A few times a week.
Where?
I don't know.
Wherever.
What about you?
Sometimes.
[The Oranges Band sing
Ride the Nuclear Wave]
Oh, shit!
[thump]
Oh, shit!
Shit.
Argh!
It makes me nervous
when you do that
when I'm driving.
It'll only take
a second.
Yeah, but if I stop
short and that pencil
goes in your eye,
it'd be terrible.
Like blood and eye
juice everywhere.
Gross.
That's what
I'm saying.
Would you still
love me?
Yes.
What if there was
a pencil permanently
sticking out of my eye?
Sure.
When you got
close to me, it sprayed
eyeball juice all over you.
Could you learn to
aim it and use it as a
weapon on our enemies?
'Cause if you
could do that,
I'd be interested.
Yeah. I could
do that.
You think I should
grow a beard?
No.
I'm not that
hairy. Am l?
I don't know.
You're fucking
with me 'cause of
that thing my mom said.
Maybe she
has a point.
Hey, I'm not waxing
my legs, okay?
I'm happy with the
amount of hair I have,
and I don't need
to do anything
to thin it out.
Mh-mh.
It's all my
fucking testosterone.
That's right, baby.
(Heather)
See, you don't
trust me.
I trust you.
It's just what
you're saying is bull.
It's not bull.
It's well documented.
Then let me
see the paperwork.
Well, I don't
have it on me.
Look, I'm related
to Pocahontas. She had
a kid with John Smith.
That kid is my great,
great, great, granduncle.
Who told you that?
Grandma Josie.
That's the same Grandma Josie
dress on Thanksgiving.
Hey, it was turkey
bacon. It was cute.
No! It's only three
points if you're behind
the three-point line, okay?
Everything else is
two points. Except foul
shots. Those are one each.
And you get two foul
shots every time?
No! Every team has
five fouls that they
can use up
before the other team
gets to start shooting.
I don't get it.
You're kidding, right?
I'm nervous, baby.
It's okay.
I am, too.
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