Sex And Breakfast

Synopsis: Young couples experiment with anonymous group sex as a way to revitalize their troubled relationships. Through the experience they are forced to rethink the rudiments of a successful relationship: sex, love, and communication. Meet James and Heather. Their relationship isn't working. A cold distance has grown between them and their intimate moments feel forced. Heather is a take-charge problem solver who sometimes gets too carried away for her own good. She's determined to make her relationship with James work, even if it means being overbearing or making questionable decisions. James has recently started to discover that he's easily manipulated. He can't remember if this is the way he's always been, but he's going to do something about it in this relationship, that's for damn sure. Meet Ellis and Renee. Their relationship isn't working. The spark of passion they once felt has started to fade and both are fearful that this could mark the beginning of the end. Renee is thoughtful and ho
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Miles Brandman
Production: Brandman
Rotten Tomatoes:
81 min

I'll be right back.

[door closes]

[girl moaning]


I don't know

if you get this.

I mean, I do.

It could just

be me, though.


Well, after sex I get

this moment of clarity.

It's like

five minutes

where I see the world

from a peaceful place.

I'm not anxious.

I'm not angry.

Not horny.

I just know

what's important.

That's all

that's important.

Do you ever

get that?


Not every time.

I have.

I definitely know

what you're talking


You get it

every time?

Yeah. You don't

feel that now?

Maybe a little.

If you have it

right now, tell me

what's important.


Lots of it.


You. I love you.

I love you too.

You're the girl

for me, Heather.

I know it.

You do?


Look. I just want

you to know that.

I'll do anything

to make this

work for us.

Me, too.



I guess it's good

we have this on tape.

Go back to bed.

It's cool.

I'm hungry.

I'm gonna

get a snack.

You want some?

No, thanks.

I'm fine.

Why'd you do that?



Why'd you do that?

Do what?

Embarrass me

like that?

Embarrass you?

I'm getting


The invitation would

have been nice, though.

I thought you

were tired, okay?

I didn't wanna

pressure you.

You want this?

What is it?

It's, um, beef

and broccoli.


Eat me, Renee.

Eat me. I'm so


I'll be gross

and a waste of

money tomorrow.


Okay. I'll take it.

What do you mean

"pressure me"?

You seemed tired.

Well, ask me next

time. Just go solo.

It's okay.

I do.


Yep. I'm not

dead, you know.


Me, either.


When do

you do it?



How often?

A few times a week.


I don't know.


What about you?


[The Oranges Band sing

Ride the Nuclear Wave]

Oh, sh*t!


Oh, sh*t!



It makes me nervous

when you do that

when I'm driving.

It'll only take

a second.

Yeah, but if I stop

short and that pencil

goes in your eye,

it'd be terrible.

Like blood and eye

juice everywhere.


That's what

I'm saying.

Would you still

love me?


What if there was

a pencil permanently

sticking out of my eye?


When you got

close to me, it sprayed

eyeball juice all over you.

Could you learn to

aim it and use it as a

weapon on our enemies?

'Cause if you

could do that,

I'd be interested.

Yeah. I could

do that.

You think I should

grow a beard?


I'm not that

hairy. Am l?

I don't know.

You're f***ing

with me 'cause of

that thing my mom said.

Maybe she

has a point.

Hey, I'm not waxing

my legs, okay?

I'm happy with the

amount of hair I have,

and I don't need

to do anything

to thin it out.


It's all my

f***ing testosterone.

That's right, baby.


See, you don't

trust me.

I trust you.

It's just what

you're saying is bull.

It's not bull.

It's well documented.

Then let me

see the paperwork.

Well, I don't

have it on me.

Look, I'm related

to Pocahontas. She had

a kid with John Smith.

That kid is my great,

great, great, granduncle.

Who told you that?

Grandma Josie.

That's the same Grandma Josie

who stapled bacon to her

dress on Thanksgiving.

Hey, it was turkey

bacon. It was cute.

No! It's only three

points if you're behind

the three-point line, okay?

Everything else is

two points. Except foul

shots. Those are one each.

And you get two foul

shots every time?

No! Every team has

five fouls that they

can use up

before the other team

gets to start shooting.

I don't get it.

You're kidding, right?

I'm nervous, baby.

It's okay.

I am, too.

You are?

Of course I am.

Listen, we're just

going there to scope

it out, okay?

We don't have

to do anything.

It's just us.

We're in it together.

No, not this thing.

You're nervous

about this thing?

Not really.

I was just

comforting you.

You do that a lot.


Lie to comfort me.

Baby, come on.

What are you

nervous about?

I think we're

getting boring.

I don't think

I'm boring.

You're not boring.

I didn't say that.

What, you think

I'm boring?


You just said you

weren't boring,

like I am.

I didn't mean

it that way.

I am not boring.

I am fabulous.

I know you are.

We are boring.

You and me together.

I hate that

we're turning

into masturbators.

Turning? I almost went pro

when I was 13. I had

endorsement deals.


They came here?

Not here. Another group,

but it's the same thing.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I guess our work

together has been

a success.


Okay, okay.

I don't want to

scare the newbies.

Here we go.

I want to thank you

all for coming.

And if you're new,

hang around after

the lecture tonight

and set up an

appointment with me

if this is something that

you want to be a part of.

Our pleasure

centers are often


Every day I talk

with men and

women who...

Is this weird

enough for you?




and emotionally.

I mean, physically, I see

people who are too timid

to try anything new.

People who don't

understand how a penis

or a clitoris

actually work.

Emotionally, I see people

who are too afraid to share

with their husband

or wife, or their

girlfriend or boyfriend

that secret desire that

hey have locked up

inside them.

Our entire

sexual experience

is limited to the people

that we've slept with.

And for many of us,

I mean, that's not

more than five

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