Sex And Breakfast

I'll be right back.

[door closes]

[girl moaning]

(guy)

I don't know

if you get this.

I mean, I do.

It could just

be me, though.

What?

Well, after sex I get

this moment of clarity.

It's like

five minutes

where I see the world

from a peaceful place.

I'm not anxious.

I'm not angry.

Not horny.

I just know

what's important.

That's all

that's important.

Do you ever

get that?

Wow.

Not every time.

I have.

I definitely know

what you're talking

about.

You get it

every time?

Yeah. You don't

feel that now?

Maybe a little.

If you have it

right now, tell me

what's important.

Pussy.

Lots of it.

James.

You. I love you.

I love you too.

You're the girl

for me, Heather.

I know it.

You do?

Yeah.

Look. I just want

you to know that.

I'll do anything

to make this

work for us.

Me, too.

Yeah?

Yeah.

I guess it's good

we have this on tape.

Go back to bed.

It's cool.

I'm hungry.

I'm gonna

get a snack.

You want some?

No, thanks.

I'm fine.

Why'd you do that?

Ellis.

What?

Why'd you do that?

Do what?

Embarrass me

like that?

Embarrass you?

I'm getting

leftovers.

The invitation would

have been nice, though.

I thought you

were tired, okay?

I didn't wanna

pressure you.

You want this?

What is it?

It's, um, beef

and broccoli.

No.

Eat me, Renee.

Eat me. I'm so

delicious.

I'll be gross

and a waste of

money tomorrow.

Please?

Okay. I'll take it.

What do you mean

"pressure me"?

You seemed tired.

Well, ask me next

time. Just go solo.

It's okay.

I do.

Really?

Yep. I'm not

dead, you know.

Okay.

Me, either.

Good.

When do

you do it?

Constantly.

Seriously.

How often?

A few times a week.

Where?

I don't know.

Wherever.

What about you?

Sometimes.

[The Oranges Band sing

Ride the Nuclear Wave]

Oh, shit!

[thump]

Oh, shit!

Shit.

Argh!

It makes me nervous

when you do that

when I'm driving.

It'll only take

a second.

Yeah, but if I stop

short and that pencil

goes in your eye,

it'd be terrible.

Like blood and eye

juice everywhere.

Gross.

That's what

I'm saying.

Would you still

love me?

Yes.

What if there was

a pencil permanently

sticking out of my eye?

Sure.

When you got

close to me, it sprayed

eyeball juice all over you.

Could you learn to

aim it and use it as a

weapon on our enemies?

'Cause if you

could do that,

I'd be interested.

Yeah. I could

do that.

You think I should

grow a beard?

No.

I'm not that

hairy. Am l?

I don't know.

You're fucking

with me 'cause of

that thing my mom said.

Maybe she

has a point.

Hey, I'm not waxing

my legs, okay?

I'm happy with the

amount of hair I have,

and I don't need

to do anything

to thin it out.

Mh-mh.

It's all my

fucking testosterone.

That's right, baby.

(Heather)

See, you don't

trust me.

I trust you.

It's just what

you're saying is bull.

It's not bull.

It's well documented.

Then let me

see the paperwork.

Well, I don't

have it on me.

Look, I'm related

to Pocahontas. She had

a kid with John Smith.

That kid is my great,

great, great, granduncle.

Who told you that?

Grandma Josie.

That's the same Grandma Josie

who stapled bacon to her

dress on Thanksgiving.

Hey, it was turkey

bacon. It was cute.

No! It's only three

points if you're behind

the three-point line, okay?

Everything else is

two points. Except foul

shots. Those are one each.

And you get two foul

shots every time?

No! Every team has

five fouls that they

can use up

before the other team

gets to start shooting.

I don't get it.

You're kidding, right?

I'm nervous, baby.

It's okay.

I am, too.

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