Senior Skip Day Page #6

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Just a little, yes,

good, good. That is sexy.

Okay, pop it up,

pop it up.

Beautiful. That's it.

What is it?

Hold Bessy.

Hey, Adam's party's

up and running.

Really?

Look.

Douche bag

pulled it off.

Well, let's go.

No. No, it's

gonna suck balls.

Scott, I am not gonna spend

Skip Day in bed with you...

while the rest of our class is

partying over at Adam's house.

What's wrong with being

in bed with me?

- Can you please stop being so pushy?

- Pushy?

I just really wanna do this,

I think we're ready.

Yeah, I know, me too. But, let's do

it over at the party, like we said.

Oh. Party. F***.

Smoke, smoke,

smoke your boat.

Smoke it

down the stream.

Smoke it, smoke it,

smoke some more,

Smokey, smokey.

Oh, I'm so excited!

Oh, a cutie just showed up.

That's no cutie,

that's my sister.

- Why would your sister care?

- Trust me...

there's some bad family history

with Skip Day parties.

Look, we need to hide,

everybody needs to hide,..

we need to get rid of the alcohol,

and you need to get rid of Blanche.

Looks like she might

like a cocktail.

I don't know why

we're doing this.

She'd like a few.

Um, I would say probably

somewhere around, like, $650, 000.

Oh sh*t, I forgot my keys.

There is no fashion

shoot, okay?

He is not

a photographer.

And I'm sure one of you

must have figured out by now,

he's not French,

this mustache is fake.

Let's save this,

save this.

Yeah.

Yeah, I like that.

Look, we're holding

my Skip Day party here.

And, the only way we

could get people to come

is if we had pictures

of really hot girls.

Dude, that sounds so gay

when you put it like that.

And now your sister's

coming here...

and you want us to hide

in the closet.

Yeah... that's pretty

much it, yep.

Wow, that's so cute.

I know. I never even

had a Skip Day party.

True, mine did

get busted.

Can we stay

here for yours?

Get in the closet. Get

in, get in, get in, get in.

You gotta get her outta here fast,

people gonna start to come any minute.

Listen to me, you're a guest

in my house, okay?

You do what I say,

stay in the closet!

Alright, I can do that.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- What're you doing home?

- What're you doing home?

- Mom needs to get her For Sale signs.

- Oh, yeah...

- Well, I'm skipping school.

- Cool...

Isn't there supposed

to be a big party today?

- Yes there is.

- You gonna go?

- I'll be there.

- Yeah, bullshit.

Where you going?

- To get the For Sale signs, from the closet.

- They're not there.

- Where are they?

- This is f***ing awesome.

OK, well, I moved them

this morning.

Okay, where'd you put them?

- Upstairs in the guest room.

- You did?

- Yes I did?

- Why?

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