Senior Skip Day

Synopsis: When Adam accidentally gives up the location for the senior skip day party to his school's principal, he offers up his house as a new location. But for it to be a success, he needs to get his senior class to his house and stop the principal from crashing the party.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Nick Weiss
Production: Alla Prima Productions
 
IMDB:
4.9
R
Year:
2008
92 min
6 Views

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This has got

to be a dream.

Stuff like this just does

not happen in my life.

I mean, look at her.

She is beautiful.

Adam!

And she just said my name.

My God, she's like an animal.

That's disgusting.

It's like the fourth time...

that this has happened this month!

Lucy, please get off me.

Oh, come here

you dirty whore.

Adam, get out of bed,

lazy man!

Will you just tell her

I can't come down...

I'm sick. I don't feel well.

You don't look sick.

My hands are all cold and clammy.

You totally stole that trick

from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Busted.

Come on, Adam,

this is your big day.

Senior Skip Day,

it's a rite of passage.

It's like the best thing

about being a senior!

Where are they having it?

Huh, I don't know.

You could have the

Skip Day party here,

just like your sister did.

Mom, I've apologized about

that party a million times.

I still can't figure out how

my bed ended up in the pool.

Lucky for you, Adam

doesn't even want to go.

Honey, why don't you want to go?

'Cause I'll be miserable.

You have party

in your genes.

Back in my day, which

was not that long ago,

I never missed a party.

I was known as the

disco queen. Uh-huh.

And every guy knew it.

It's not easy when your

mom is cooler than you are.

Mm-mm.

You can stop now.

And this reminds me of something.

Holy Lord!

Is this about a girl or something?

Okay. Yes, it is about

a girl. And... huh, frankly...

I just don't feel like

going to a party...

to watch her make out

with her boyfriend.

Honey, that's kinda gay.

I don't want to talk

about it anymore, okay!

On a completely different note,

doesn't this Lamar Washington

go to your school?

Yeah, why?

It says that his brother

died over the weekend.

Yeah, that kid had cancer.

The paper says that he died

in a skydiving accident.

What was he doing skydiving?

It was one of those make

a last wish kind of things.

Oh, that's so f*cked up!

Yeah. So look, this kid would

do anything to be in your shoes.

You have to seize the day.

Okay.

Seize-the-day.

[pop music]

This is my high school.

This f*cking place is filled with your

standard group of stock characters...

that inhabit every high

school in America.

Huh, this right here,

this is Scott Taylor.

He's one of those guys

that's sort of like...

"Oh, I'm M r. Cool, everybody

loves me, I'm so popular"...

but really, he's just a bit of a cock.

Give me a break.

For guys like me...

it doesn't get much

better than high school.

I mean, look at me, I'm the man.

I'd better enjoy it,

because in 10 years...

I'll probably be working at some

shitty H R dept. or something.

Actually, I picture you sweating

it at a used car dealership.

Maybe Congress.

Oh, this right here,

this is Laura.

She's Whippany Park's

prom queen.

F*ck off!

Classic man hater.

But only until I find true love...

until then, I kinda

like being a big bitch.

Yeah.

Good luck.

Oh, and... huh, this is Denise.

She's, huh... she's...

always talking

about her boobs.

Does this top make

my tits look good?

No, no, that would be your,

huh... your tits!

They make your tits look good.

You know Pam Anderson's surgery?

The one she had in '97

with areola adjustment?

I wanna get that one.

Then I'll be beautiful, right?

Poor girl.

Adam!

You're sensitive.

Hey, and then there's, huh... Isha.

Tell them about the slaughter.

She's hot but she's crazy.

The slaughter in the Middle East?

No! The slaughter of animals!

And for what?! To feed the

public's blood thirst for red meat.

Ain't that a leather handbag?

This is designer!

Am I the only senior Whippany

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