Senior Skip Day Page #5
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- 2008
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Who're you talking to?
It's my principal,
Mr. Dickwalter.
Give me that.
Tell me what's really going
on over there, you little sh*t.
How 'bout you
go f*** yourself!
How 'bout-hello? How
'bout I go f*** myself?
I don't f*** myself, my friend.
I don't f*** myself ever.
You f*** yourself. People
f*** themselves. Not me!
[cell phone rings]
Motherf***er!
Listen to me. You call this f***ing
number one more goddamn time...
and I'm gonna back my brand new
Escalade over your motherfucking skull!
I don't...
Hm-mm, where you going? To do some
more generalizing about black folks?
Number one, yes. Number
two, shut up! Number three,
I think that Adam
Harris was duped...
And I'm just the
guy to bust it.
Hey, Snippy, we should
I appreciate the thought...
but'd you really think my house
is appropriately situated...
for such a festive gathering?
Let me check.
Jes... Dude!
Your house has wheels!
Come on...
Should have held onto
that kid when I had him.
[blaring rap music]
Turn that crap down!
Yeah, you better leave!
So, what're you thinking?
I'm thinking... I'm thinking...
that we're gonna make
that this world has ever seen.
With all this sh*t?
Oh yeah.
That'll get you high.
Okay, fellas, alright, we
got alcohol, we got music...
we got the world's biggest
gravity f***ing bong...
that I've ever seen, or I wanna
see, to tell you the truth.
But listen, there's just one
You see what I mean?
I know, oh yeah... yeah.
Bang them out.
A little pick 'em and stick'em.
You know what I mean now?
Yes, I do.
Hi, huh, is this the
Bornstein Modeling Agency?
Yeah... hi, I was wondering if you had any
girls available for a party this afternoon.
No. Okay.
Well, that makes
perfect sense.
Yes, thank you.
Okay, bye.
So?
They do not
do parties.
They told you to f*** off,
didn't they?
Yes, they did... they did.
Hey Bornstein?
Where the f***
are my models?
Oh, the ones I called
about over a month ago.
For the f***ing
lingerie shoot.
Look, I'm paying for a crew
to sit here and do nothing.
They better be here
in 30 minutes...
or it'll be your arse!
Yeah. 10 Forrest
Lane, Fucko!
Gentlemen, I'm gonna go beat
off before they get here.
Oh my God, I'm so sorry
we're late.
Sorry, we had a hard
time finding your street.
We're so ready to go.
So, where do you want us?
H hideous.
Absolutely hideous.
Oh what, did we make a little pit
stop at the Krispy Kreme on the way?
Oww.
Silence!
Let's do this!
Yes, beautiful.
Yes, yes, do that. Now,
give me a little giggle.
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