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could give us a new spark.
Now, don't get mad.
- At point guard...
- At point guard?
...five-ten...
I traded away our
washing machine to get him.
He punches in bunches.
Ed Monix!
Toilet's clogged.
Hell, no.
You traded for Monix?
Yeah.
This guy's an old warrior, come on.
Yeah, he old.
He can shoot the basketball.
Most importantly,
he actually agreed to come here.
So?
It's a thrill to be in Flint.
Smells Tropical in here.
Now, look, I know
just about everyone...
in this locker room has been
punched in the face by this guy...
at some point in time.
And maybe even one of us has...
had his collarbone broken... twice.
Sorry, Twig.
Thanks, Ed.
Hey, how are your mom and sister?
It's been about 12 weeks
since I porked 'em.
Let's not talk about porking
of the moms and the sisters...
because we only have
one rule on this team.
What is that rule, Twiggy?
E-L-E.
That's right, E-L-E.
And what does "E-L-E" stand for?
"Everybody Love Everybody".
"Everybody Love Everybody".
Right there up on the wall.
Got that, Monix?
- Nope.
- Great.
'Cause this isn't just
a basketball team...
this is a lifestyle.
Welcome aboard, Monix.
Thank you.
Good to be here.
All right.
Oh, if you see a possum...
try to kill it, OK?
It's not a pet.
Welcome back to Tropics Weekly.
The ABA has announced...
that the top four teams will merge
with the NBA after this season.
Seizing the opportunity...
owner/player/coach Jackie Moon
has already made the first move...
acquiring Ed Monix
from the Kentucky Colonels.
Yeah!
I'm a pretty aggressive owner.
a washing machine, I looked at ours...
even though we need ours.
I said, "I gotta pull the trigger on this."
- Hey, honey!
- It seemed appropriate.
- Guess who got traded to Flint?
- Who?
Monix!
Why the hell would he
want to come to Flint?
I have no idea.
Who cares, right? I mean...
He's got an NBA ring
and he's playing for the Tropics.
Can you believe that?
No, I can't.
I'll get it.
It's like, if you watch a porn movie,
doesn't mean you got laid.
No, no. In fact,
Monix was an All-American
at Michigan State...
then went on to...
- Hey.
- Hey.
You look great.
Why are you here?
Got traded. Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, why are you here?
Can we talk?
- Monix!
- Hey.
- What's up?
- Yeah.
That ol' jump shot of yours
ain't broke yet, is it?
Not yet.
Man... hey!
Great backdoor cut...
for the lay-up against the Amigos
last Friday night, man.
Yeah. That's the way
basketball should be played!
- Yeah.
- Up there.
- Yeah...
- Too slow!
Hey, can you give us
a second, please?
- Yeah, no problem.
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