School for Scoundrels Page #5
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the depression. Never.
Never!
Never!
Well, I was toying with the idea
of buying a new Bellini.
Can't get them into the country,
old boy.
The Bellini's a good motor
if you have Bellini mechanics
around,
but is it worth the hard cash
you have to lay out?
No!
Now, with the old Swiftmobile,
she may lose a few inches
in sheer getaway,
but open her up
on the great west road
and you have that lovely
soothing roar that will...
how can I call it,
that swish of wind,
of the old type of high-point
bevel transmission.
When you drive her,
you know she's there.
I mean, take that gearbox.
You get the coarse rasp
as you change down,
and then the familiar
deep-throated grind
as you move away.
And a real wonder, the brake
snatch adjusted really hard...
not hard, Dunstan, solid.
What are you asking for her?
Dirt cheap, a sacrifice, sir.
Can't be repeated.
The property of a maharaja.
The, er, Maharaja of...
Fawzigadore,
nephew of the cricketer.
Erm, what are you
asking for her?
We had new wheels
made to fit all the tyres.
Look at the stuff that's gone
into that, sheer metal.
Yes, but what are you
asking for her?
Well, we're just getting
down to that.
Actually, we're selling it
at a loss.
Pounds, Dudley.
Pounds.
Oh, but that means...
not necessarily.
We like our cars going to
good homes, like dogs.
So we're prepared to sell at
the ridiculous figure of...
725 pounds.
Oh, I couldn't possibly.
715, making 715 pounds.
I'm sorry.
Ah, you're weakening, you've
fallen in love with her,
like we did at the start,
remember?
Remember? Oh ho ho ho.
Well...
695 guineas and that's
the rock bottom.
All right.
Done.
Start the car up
for the gentleman, Dunstan.
Yep.
Make the check out to bearer
if you don't mind.
And please don't cross it, sir
it confuses our books.
May the 21st.
Hmm? Oh, yes.
There we are.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, sir.
Well, she's all yours.
Here's the logbook
hop in.
Oh, thank you.
Now, there's one point to
remember.
Don't hang on to the gear lever
after you've changed.
She is liable to kick back.
Don't worry about your exhaust
fumes, it's quite normal.
And when you apply
the foot brake,
it is advisable to apply
the handbrake as well.
And the floorboards work
on the pivot principle.
It's liable to give you a star
when you're not used to it.
Oh! Ha ha.
Well, thank you both
very much indeed.
Bon voyage!
See you again!
I say, I'm frightfully sorry
I'm late, April.
Oh, that's all right.
It's very pleasant sitting
out here in the sun.
That's all settled.
Shall we play?
Erm, yes, of course.
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